- 1st
- 09:48 am
Laser tag has no age restrictions, like stripping in the Midwest!
- 5 comments
- 2nd
- 09:26 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
10:13 pmThere's only one explanation, obviously I'm a god
- 5 comments
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- 4th
- 12:42 pm
You need to pop a feather in that hat, then your man-hos will have more respect for you
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 07:40 am
(no subject)
10:46 amHa, you think that's a Schwinn!
- 7th
- 09:59 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 07:22 am
I'm a tractor, I like to tract things!
12:39 pmI needed to axe something
- 10th
- 09:56 am
I though Rajanighanda was boy's name?
- 2 comments
Tags:- lost,
- svu,
- the office,
- tv
10:07 pmIts just 4 guys in a mini van across from a grade school!
- 4 comments
- 11th
- 07:22 pm
Birds are like little dinosaurs, so what I'll be doing is actually pretty cool and brave.
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- 13th
- 02:40 pm
All you skirts know what's up with 213
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- 14th
- 12:16 pm
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 09:04 am
I can't fly you to the moon, you'd freeze and suffocate to death before we even got there!
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 03:42 pm
You know what I love about food guy? He always has food
- 7 comments
05:13 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 11:27 am
Right now I should be standing in a bathroom stall eating my lunch
- 3 comments
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- 18th
- 02:32 pm
I like anything with great curves, regardless of the make.
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- 20th
- 11:31 am
Where we're going, we don't need roads!
- 3 comments
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07:25 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
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- 21st
- 11:13 am
dangerous, yet lady like
- 4 comments
Tags:- 24,
- chuck,
- gossip girl,
- heroes,
- tv
09:58 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 22nd
- 10:18 am
You could've lettered in Mathketball
- 3 comments
05:43 pmI've learned nothing so far, except lobsters have clear blood
- 2 comments
- 23rd
- 12:30 pm
Le Light Saber Terrible!
05:08 pmHow are you doing this, are you a sorceror?!
- 24th
- 08:39 am
That's great, if you want everyone to think I own a gay lion
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- 27th
- 08:47 pm
Its a term I came up with after seeing the Matrix
- 2 comments
09:51 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 28th
- 01:46 am
Damn imaginary pen!
- 6 comments
Tags:- chuck,
- gossip girl,
- heroes,
- house,
- tv
08:48 pmI'll be back when the wind and fates and chance bring me back, which is tomorrow, cheese steak day.
- 29th
- 04:05 pm
Buddy, tonight your name is I.M. Paying!
- 30th
- 12:27 pm
(no subject)
- 1 comment
05:59 pm(no subject)