- 2nd
- 12:18 am
I had an epiphery!
- 1 comment
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- 3rd
- 08:48 pm
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
- 7 comments
- 4th
- 04:43 am
Bring your boys and your bats 'cause its a bar fight
- 5th
- 06:32 am
They called me the Leather Apron
- 4 comments
- 6th
- 12:25 am
but you're standing on the wall like you're pointdexter
- 4 comments
Tags:- 24,
- heroes,
- prison break,
- tv
- 7th
- 01:47 am
It guess it takes Juan to know Juan
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- 8th
- 12:56 am
how are we supposed to have maritals with you way over there?
- 3 comments
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- 9th
- 01:38 am
Webster's defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch...
- 1 comment
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- 10th
- 03:48 am
Standin' on a mama's porch, you said you'd wait forever
- 1 comment
Tags:- dc,
- the oc,
- tv,
- video games
- 11th
- 05:57 am
All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 01:17 am
all the things we thought weren't proper could be in time
- 1 comment
11:27 pmWho are we, the Goraks now?
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 12:20 am
I am music, and I write the songs
- 1 comment
11:06 pmI did a little research on pathetic sad sackery, and hot sister is the recommended treatment
- 2 comments
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- 14th
- 05:18 am
There's no such thing as a birth certificate clause!
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 01:27 am
Take thee to a nunnery!
- 2 comments
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11:33 pmI shot a werewolf once, but when I got there, it turned back into the neighbor's dog
- 1 comment
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- 16th
- 06:08 am
locked and loaded, just like mama likes it
- 2 comments
05:03 pmOh, I thought you asked if I had a transfusion in Haiti
- 1 comment
- 18th
- 06:38 am
Oh, wait back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse.
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- 19th
- 01:05 am
Who is Sheldon Devane anyways?
11:46 pmno, you'd see the definition of the word idiot, which is what you are!
- 4 comments
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- 20th
- 11:32 pm
She'll probably toss a molotov mocktail at me!
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- 21st
- 08:22 am
I can lay my body down, but I can't find my sweet release
- 4 comments
- 22nd
- 01:51 am
she's going to a nunnery in Rome, and I'm going to rip his head off right afterwards
- 4 comments
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08:19 amGoing straight through Falken's maze
- 1 comment
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05:20 pmif you can't cry at least you know you can work yourself into a respectable panic attack
- 3 comments
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10:15 pmShould we hug or something?
- 1 comment
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- 23rd
- 01:17 am
We are now legally requried to ask, when you say bomb, do you mean fart?
07:02 pmYou don't effin' know me!
- 6 comments
- 25th
- 11:06 pm
Its all about the benjamins, fuzzy butt!
- 6 comments
- 26th
- 11:31 pm
I think about it all of the time, 24/7
- 2 comments
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- 28th
- 12:06 am
just a fool to believe, she's like the wind
- 7 comments
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06:05 amDid we learn nothing from the tea?
- 7 comments