- 1st
- 12:41 pm
Wait, say it again, but this time in a Jamaican accent!
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 07:44 am
If his thing were an ipod, it would be a shuffle
- 3 comments
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12:49 pmIts like freeze frame, Willow kissage.
- 3rd
- 07:25 am
I was Romeo, she was the Scarlet Letter
- 4 comments
Tags:- 24,
- chuck,
- gossip girl,
- heroes,
- tv
12:38 pm(no subject)
- 4th
- 11:48 am
Its not the 1950s anymore, yes you can!
- 2 comments
02:16 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
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11:03 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
Tags:- fringe,
- lost,
- svu,
- the closer,
- tv
- 6th
- 07:15 am
Ahora mas semen de toro!
- 1 comment
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12:27 pmYou shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition at!
- 1 comment
11:04 pmI hope those two don't get into a situation that pits justice against family
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- 7th
- 01:11 pm
Not even an exclamation point?
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 07:41 am
His full name was Grimace T Jackson!
- 5 comments
06:24 pmAfter you scratch off these lottery tickets, can we go to McDonald's and order only coffee?
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07:52 pmI like your pants around your feet
- 10th
- 07:30 am
They only have four laws and most of them are when you can and cannot kill seals
10:20 am(no subject)
04:01 pmShe woke up with hope but she only found tears
- 9 comments
- 11th
- 08:04 am
I like her, she's got girl balls
- 4 comments
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12:33 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
02:48 pmOne thing, two do, three words, four you
04:28 pmWhat'd you have for breakfast, you smell like gravy!
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 08:34 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 08:01 am
I was looking at pictures of food on my computer
- 4 comments
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12:16 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
08:10 pmThis company still doesn't recognize cat maternity
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- 14th
- 12:21 am
What does the parrot from Aladdin have to do with it
- 5 comments
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01:36 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 16th
- 11:52 am
Geez, do you punch your mother with that mouth?
- 1 comment
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02:20 pmpain, lots of pain
- 17th
- 07:59 am
OK, technically I'm a serial killer
- 18th
- 01:32 pm
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 19th
- 07:57 am
How can you read!? My mother taught me.
- 5 comments
08:27 pm(no subject)
- 20th
- 08:43 am
Killers are whiny losers!
- 3 comments
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11:17 pm(no subject)
- 5 comments
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- 21st
- 04:24 pm
Talk about Civil War buff!
- 4 comments
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- 24th
- 08:48 am
We were gonna go with the name "Jester", but didn't want to be associated with a couple of fools
- 25th
- 08:11 am
You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
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- 26th
- 08:10 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
11:59 amWould you capture it, or just let it slip?
- 1 comment
04:57 pm(no subject)
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- 27th
- 08:25 am
Giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues to secret treasure
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01:14 pmI'm new to this country, is that a real day?
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11:08 pmThat's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song!
- 2 comments
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- 28th
- 12:48 pm
I'm his friend from Old Navy, I used to work retail
- 3 comments
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