152 insights into my soul

Heh, had this amusing dream where I met Karen Gillan at a bar, and we hit it off, and she took me back to her place. Just to talk! But in the dream she was married to Jason Bateman, who caught us and thought we were having an affair. So he like dumps her and she's all sad and needs comforting, but alas, then I wake up.

But speaking of Karen Gillan, with it being a new year, I guess I should do a list of my top 10 (its too much effort to come up with more than 10) favorite babes of 2014. I say favorite, because there's too many expectations from saying "hottest", because then people are all, how could you rank x over y and all that jazz. At least by saying favorite, I'm indicating the list it totally subjective.

1) Barbara Palvin: still my favorite current supermodel. Pretty face, gorgeous lips, banging body (she is a Victoria's Secret model, after all), and you know how I like that brown hair/blue eyes combo.

2) Karen Gillan: Glad to see she still had a somewhat busy schedule post-Doctor Who. And looking totally hot in all the projects I'd seen her in in 2014. She was great in A Touch of Cloth, and of course Selfie. Still the most disappointing cancellation of this season. I'll miss her as Eliza Dooley strutting around in all those cute outfits looking all hott. Heh, even as a bald, blue alien cyborg in Guardians of the Galaxy, she was still smoking.

3) Nina Dobrev: My favorite Canadian vampire. A perfect combination of sexy and cute.

4) Alexandra Daddario- Who cares if her eyes are like, really, really blue that they're almost alien? As I said above, dark hair/blue eyes is my favorite. Plus, that one scene in True Detective is friggin awesome.

5) Evangeline Lilly: My favorite Canadian elf. She is like ridiculously pretty as Tauriel in the Hobbit movies. Too bad they made her character less kick-ass in the last movie.

6) Shay Mitchell: My favorite Candian Lesbian and Liar. Pretty and fit and you know how being part Flip always makes a girl slightly hotter in my book.

7) Shelley Hennig: From witch to were-coyote, she was a great addition to the already gorgeous ladies of Teen Wolf. I mean, it was sad to see Crystal Reed go, but they replaced her with not one, but two hotties in Shelley and Arden Cho.

8) Amy Acker: The girl who shares my exact birthdate, she's awesome on PoI. I mean, its always great when Amy plays the bad girl. Like she looks so sweet and innocent, and it works when she plays adorkable nerds like Fred, but somehow she becomes 1000x sexier when she's not playing the good girl role. But yeah, Root is bad ass, and is one half of one of my favorite OTPs.

9) Sarah Shahi: The other half of the aforementioned OTP. Shaw is a bad-ass in her own right, and I love her tough girl attitude. Shoot (or Raw, if you prefer) make quite the ass-kicking pair on PoI.

10) Anna Kendrick: Again, the brown hair/blue eyes thing. And, her being weird and dorky in real life amplifies her cuteness. Plus, she can sing, which is always a plus! Ah can't wait for Pitch Perfect 2.

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Person of Interest- So this episode is quite illuminating. ( spoiler cut )

Secret Circle- While this isn't nearly as compelling as the other shows I'm currently watching, I'm kinda hoping its renewed just to see how things turn out given the way the season ends. ( spoiler cut )

So the new Nicki Minaj video for Starships is out:



For the most part, I've always found the song kinda catchy. Well, except when it devolves into that crazy stuff that sounds like the stuff that plays during Dance Moves videos. (What the hell is that kinda music called, anyways?) So I actually like hearing covers of it, because it doesn't have the insane stuff. Particularly because its interesting to see how these suburban youtube chyx attempt to do the beginning rap without sounding foolish: (by singing it instead of rapping it, apparently)






Also, apparently I had only been hearing the clean version of this song this whole time, because I had no idea the original line was "f*ck who you want and f*ck who you like".

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Secret Circle- So its true. ( spoiler cut )

So the latest Tyler Shields photo shoot is of Melissa from the Secret Circle. Because I'm a huge pervert, of course the picture of her in pigtails and blowing bubblegum bubbles is the one that caught my eye:



But why is she sitting in a puddle? She looks like she's about to be molested or something.

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Raising Hope- Wait, does Jimmy not realize he totally benefited from Sabrina's two of everything rule, since if its true, he was obviously the backup for Wyatt?

New Girl- For some reason I thought it was kinda weird for them to have Katrina Bowden guest star as some random chick Nick slept with. Not that I mind her guest starring in stuff.

Breaking In- Huh, so I thought once Melanie left, Molly would be Cam's new love interest. But apparently she likes Oz, and now Cash likes her, because when he was feeding Oz tips to drive her away, she actually liked all that stuff?

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Vampire Diaries- Heh, I was going to remark about how last week Damon and Stefan were all, "Remember that random vampire chick from 1912 we met once and never mentioned again" and all of a sudden she shows up again after 100 years, but I guess they have a reasonable explanation. I mean, Beks did mention Sage had a thing for Finn, so I guess her hearing Finn was undaggered and coming to MF looking for him makes perfect sense.

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Secret Circle- Gotta love the fan service on this show- like Diana's shirt popping open to reveal her bra clad luscious melons. But ha, this ep was full of delicious irony! ( spoiler cut )

Commercial to currently complain about: That one insurance commercial, where the guy says he hired those middle school girls to insult him and make him feel gross whenever he tries to eat something fattening and unhealthy in order to save money. Its not actually saving him money, because they don't say "EW! Gross! That's disgusting!" until he's about to eat, which means HE ALREADY BOUGHT THE FOOD! So he's not saving money at all, in fact he's wasting it even more, because he spent the money to get the food, and now isn't going to even enjoy it!

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Happy Endings- Pretty hilarious episode. And also "Nooooo!"-worthy, when Dave idiotically missed on the 3 with the hot freaky-sex chick (played by that one nympho chick in the SVU episode with Jeremy Irons. The first one, not the one with Juliet from Lost) and her hot friend. Max kissing his ex (BTW, the line about the bears was actually pretty damn clever) at the end was a surprise- I mean, most shows on network TV have their gays rather chaste when it comes to the PDA. Particularly with homosexual men. I mean, its not even until a couple of gay guys on TV are seeing each other for a while before something happens. And here it happened so nonchalantly!

30 Rock- Is it me, or is Mary Steenburgen pretty hot for someone who's almost 60?!

Vampire Diaries- So, in the beginning, when Beks was stalking Elena, and Elena accidentally backed in to her, I don't know why I found Rebecca's "Drive much?" to her so hysterical.

Anyways, the first thing the Originals do is throw a fancy party on their estate. Doesn't Mystic Falls find all these parties and celebrations exhausting? And while I'm sure the mayor got a lot of the town involved with the setup since she wants to get ahead of this and keep the peace/protect the town, but its not like there was a lot of lead time. Where did everyone find the time to buy fancy dresses and suits? At least Caroline's dress from Klaus. Did Elena have a fancy ball dress like that just lying around?! The tailors/seamstresses in MF must make a killing.

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Secret Circle- Holy cow, how hot was Diana looking tonight in her skimpy little PJs? I think she's totally underrated on this show- the guys are all after Cassie or Faye, but she's pretty hot herself. And ha, Faye is totally jealous of Diana and Melissa. But I guess they all made up in the end. I'd like to imagine their little pillow fight led to sexy results.

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Vampire Diaries- Frickin' frick this show is going to give me a heart attack. I'm kinda curious if one of the reasons I think this show is great (besides all the hot chyx) is because I can't predict what is going to happen. I mean, some things are still predictable, but its like with Lost, BSG, or Fringe, where I can't trust that a principle (or long standing secondary) character won't shockingly die all of a sudden. I shouldn't enjoy that these show cause me so much stress.

Also, nice boobies, Caroline! But seriously, its not like she was turned as a kid. There's not a big diff between 17 and 18, physically. So yeah, she was turned at 17, but she's still developing mentally, so she's virtually 18. Its not like she's stuck. And hey, some would say eternally being a hot young woman is a good thing! But really, what was with the other part of her storyline?

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Secret Circle- Dayam, nice bathrobe, Diana! Could it be any friggin shorter? But heh, its kinda funny that she and Melissa were talking about how they used to be friends, and how they grew apart. Diana started going with Adam, but heh, for Melissa, it was Faye. They do like teasing the lesbianic vibe between those two. Its like, in this ep, is Melissa feeling all jealous and alone because she's still hurting over what's his face, or because Faye was with voodoo guy? And heh, defending Faye there at the end, even though she almost got her killed?

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The Secret Circle- There is another... ( spoiler cut )