3rd
09:37 pm

Is that the song where one guy has a shopping list for the other guy with all the herbs and spices?

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4th
01:59 pm

A sister!

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10:17 pm

I kicked him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth!


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5th
08:37 am

If I could play Devil's Avocado for a minute, I think we should freak the geek out!

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6th
08:52 am

He thinks we're Jojoba witnesses

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7th
08:16 pm

I saw one once on Oz and it was.... interesting.

- 1 comment

9th
07:45 am

It wasn't the muffin fairy... or was it?

- 3 comments

11th
10:01 am

I was going to wish for breakfast in bed with Robocop while an elephant paints us

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09:26 pm

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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12th
12:32 pm

Before you say anything, I think you should read Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal.



14th
12:55 pm

I invented the piano key necktie!

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16th
12:46 pm

Half my kingdom then


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17th
04:15 pm

Its a sleeping cravat!



18th
01:33 pm

Great, now I have to build a friggin' coffin!

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05:07 pm

You got the punching power of a drunken baby

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05:42 pmNSFW

We were having a who's hornier contest, and accidentally spilled massage oil on ourselves


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19th
02:11 pm

Surprise, you've been secretly engaged for three weeks!


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20th
02:24 pm

We find chained up skeletons in basements all the time



05:31 pm

I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.


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21st
12:37 pm

You played a good hand. No, I played a bad hand extermely well, there's a difference.

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23rd
07:35 am

I'm an a-hole with a gun and a cool suit

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24th
11:49 am

In Canada, that's called a sneaky snowplow



25th
11:44 am

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- 2 comments

26th
04:57 pm

Maybe I should've used just half a dropper

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27th
04:06 pm

Am I in Horseville, because I'm surrounded by Neigh-sayers

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28th
12:40 pm

Computer, when do I get my tang? Also, I'm thirsty!

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29th
03:50 pm

Have I not shown you my drawer of inappropriate starches?

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30th
05:28 pm

Put me down as "Rock Kick-ass"

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31st
01:10 pm

There is a teen wolf on the court, that can't be legal!

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