- 3rd
- 09:37 pm
Is that the song where one guy has a shopping list for the other guy with all the herbs and spices?
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 01:59 pm
A sister!
- 1 comment
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- reaper,
- secret life,
- tv
10:17 pmI kicked him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth!
- 5th
- 08:37 am
If I could play Devil's Avocado for a minute, I think we should freak the geek out!
- 1 comment
- 6th
- 08:52 am
He thinks we're Jojoba witnesses
- 4 comments
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- 7th
- 08:16 pm
I saw one once on Oz and it was.... interesting.
- 1 comment
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- 9th
- 07:45 am
It wasn't the muffin fairy... or was it?
- 3 comments
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- 11th
- 10:01 am
I was going to wish for breakfast in bed with Robocop while an elephant paints us
- 1 comment
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09:26 pmBears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
- 4 comments
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- 12th
- 12:32 pm
Before you say anything, I think you should read Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal.
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- 14th
- 12:55 pm
I invented the piano key necktie!
- 3 comments
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- 16th
- 12:46 pm
Half my kingdom then
- 17th
- 04:15 pm
Its a sleeping cravat!
Tags:- 24,
- gossip girl,
- himym,
- house,
- kyle xy,
- oth,
- secret life,
- tv,
- video games
- 18th
- 01:33 pm
Great, now I have to build a friggin' coffin!
- 2 comments
05:07 pmYou got the punching power of a drunken baby
- 3 comments
05:42 pmWe were having a who's hornier contest, and accidentally spilled massage oil on ourselves
- 19th
- 02:11 pm
Surprise, you've been secretly engaged for three weeks!
- 20th
- 02:24 pm
We find chained up skeletons in basements all the time
Tags:- alias,
- angel,
- buffy,
- felicity,
- firefly,
- fringe,
- gossip girl,
- lost,
- smallville,
- supernatural,
- the oc,
- the office,
- tv
05:31 pmI was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.
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- 21st
- 12:37 pm
You played a good hand. No, I played a bad hand extermely well, there's a difference.
- 7 comments
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- 23rd
- 07:35 am
I'm an a-hole with a gun and a cool suit
- 7 comments
- 24th
- 11:49 am
In Canada, that's called a sneaky snowplow
Tags:- 24,
- chuck,
- gossip girl,
- heroes,
- tv
- 25th
- 11:44 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 04:57 pm
Maybe I should've used just half a dropper
- 1 comment
- 27th
- 04:06 pm
Am I in Horseville, because I'm surrounded by Neigh-sayers
- 1 comment
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- 28th
- 12:40 pm
Computer, when do I get my tang? Also, I'm thirsty!
- 4 comments
- 29th
- 03:50 pm
Have I not shown you my drawer of inappropriate starches?
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 05:28 pm
Put me down as "Rock Kick-ass"
- 4 comments
- 31st
- 01:10 pm
There is a teen wolf on the court, that can't be legal!
- 2 comments