- 1st
- 04:39 pm
What is this, the Italian parliament?!
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05:42 pmDon't patronize me with your Celtic slang
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10:14 pmclose your mouth honey, you look like a trout
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- 2nd
- 03:48 pm
(no subject)
- 4 comments
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- 5th
- 12:59 am
If I found out I'm the Lindbergh baby, whom do I tell?
- 1 comment
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- gossip girl,
- himym,
- house,
- tv
- 6th
- 12:39 pm
This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars, and this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies
- 7th
- 04:27 pm
I didn't have a pet Ewok either.
- 8th
- 04:58 pm
S&M is my abbreviation for Super and Magical
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07:51 pmYou got a sidecar for your motorcycle, and your dog won't stay in it?
- 1 comment
09:26 pmHe came in ninth at the Apple Creek Derby, and his jerky came in third the following year.
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- 9th
- 03:56 pm
(no subject)
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- 12th
- 04:37 pm
I tend to make a racket when I... launder
- 13th
- 06:26 pm
He'll understand when I explain to him its like cramming 2 puzzle pieces that don't fit
- 14th
- 12:57 am
i am going to have to insist that you bump this
- 15th
- 02:16 am
All I see in here are these deflated balloons filled with mayonnaise
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10:49 pmA diet slice and some pita chips!
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- 19th
- 12:46 pm
You're very pretty, but you're freakishly tall and don't believe in ghosts
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- gossip girl,
- himym,
- oth,
- tv
03:12 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
- 20th
- 01:07 pm
The movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on
- 21st
- 02:49 pm
You are now, because I explained it to you
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- 22nd
- 01:38 pm
(no subject)
- 23rd
- 02:38 pm
(no subject)
- 25th
- 11:40 pm
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 26th
- 09:45 pm
So you got a tank, big whoop! You wanna fight about it?!
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 01:17 pm
(no subject)
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08:15 pm(no subject)
- 28th
- 05:19 pm
Cause 25 to life is no joke
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- 29th
- 05:51 pm
They got their finger on the trigger, hand on the nines
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- 30th
- 01:22 am
Paying anything to roll the dice just one more time
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01:52 pm(no subject)
- 31st
- 03:00 pm
(no subject)
- 2 comments
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