1st
04:39 pm

What is this, the Italian parliament?!



05:42 pm

Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang



10:14 pm

close your mouth honey, you look like a trout



2nd
03:48 pm

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5th
12:59 am

If I found out I'm the Lindbergh baby, whom do I tell?

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6th
12:39 pm

This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars, and this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies



7th
04:27 pm

I didn't have a pet Ewok either.


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8th
04:58 pm

S&M is my abbreviation for Super and Magical



07:51 pm

You got a sidecar for your motorcycle, and your dog won't stay in it?

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09:26 pm

He came in ninth at the Apple Creek Derby, and his jerky came in third the following year.



9th
03:56 pm

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12th
04:37 pm

I tend to make a racket when I... launder



13th
06:26 pm

He'll understand when I explain to him its like cramming 2 puzzle pieces that don't fit



14th
12:57 am

i am going to have to insist that you bump this


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15th
02:16 am

All I see in here are these deflated balloons filled with mayonnaise



10:49 pm

A diet slice and some pita chips!



19th
12:46 pm

You're very pretty, but you're freakishly tall and don't believe in ghosts



03:12 pm

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20th
01:07 pm

The movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on


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21st
02:49 pm

You are now, because I explained it to you


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22nd
01:38 pm

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23rd
02:38 pm

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25th
11:40 pm

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26th
09:45 pm

So you got a tank, big whoop! You wanna fight about it?!

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27th
01:17 pm

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08:15 pm

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28th
05:19 pm

Cause 25 to life is no joke



29th
05:51 pm

They got their finger on the trigger, hand on the nines


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30th
01:22 am

Paying anything to roll the dice just one more time



01:52 pm

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31st
03:00 pm

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