- 1st
- 03:31 pm
I just had my first burgasm
- 1 comment
- 2nd
- 06:31 pm
Ain't no bees going around people shaped!
- 3 comments
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- 3rd
- 01:25 pm
There's a freeway running through the yard!
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- 4th
- 02:15 pm
Test 1, 2, 3! Anything but that!
- 5th
- 09:13 pm
I thought you would have heard by now
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- 7th
- 01:07 am
Its not Seacaucus, Seacaucus!
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06:25 pmwith facts and figures that never add up anyway
- 1 comment
- 8th
- 01:26 am
LA is the capital of Hollywood!
Tags:- 90210,
- guns,
- privileged,
- tv
- 9th
- 12:36 am
Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe
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09:10 pmIts about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who has to return a ring to Mordor
- 2 comments
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- 10th
- 08:51 pm
Okay Devious, Don't Move!
- 11th
- 01:00 am
Do I point to your crotch when I need to find the bathroom
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- 12th
- 09:18 pm
If you see me walking down the street
- 2 comments
- 13th
- 05:33 pm
(no subject)
- 3 comments
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09:00 pm(no subject)
- 5 comments
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- 14th
- 01:56 pm
Its pronounced Dooshie, not Do-Shay
11:44 pmI'll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there
- 15th
- 08:09 pm
What got thee to a nunnery?
- 2 comments
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- 16th
- 01:20 pm
He's not even from the hood! He is a long legged Mac Daddy!
- 1 comment
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- 17th
- 03:58 pm
It's sort of always there, like white noise, or the secret service, or the threat of nuclear war
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- 18th
- 12:53 am
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
- 3 comments
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09:31 am(no subject)
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09:56 pm(no subject)
- 19th
- 12:07 am
A MF-ing roly-poly chubby cheeked crap machine
- 21st
- 01:42 am
Did you like go to Bad Guy High or something?!
- 5 comments
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03:13 pmDon't look now, but I think our bartender used to be lead singer of the Spin Doctors.
Tags:- himym,
- hotties,
- oth,
- prison break,
- tv
07:42 pmI haven't even lied in two days! Is that true? No.
- 1 comment
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- 22nd
- 01:01 am
Why are you showing me mold porn?
- 1 comment
03:51 pmWith a big belt buckle, the Cowboy Dorado
- 2 comments
- 23rd
- 09:39 pm
Just what I've always wanted, the complete Boz Scaggs
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- 24th
- 07:52 pm
hanging out late, tapping on your window
- 26th
- 10:40 pm
You raise a good point, gay Russian army Urkel!
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 09:01 pm
Diet Coke and a pizza, please
- 1 comment
Tags:- chuck,
- gossip girl,
- heroes,
- oth,
- tv
- 28th
- 09:29 pm
Well, my ignoring was more esoteric
- 1 comment
Tags:- 90210,
- house,
- ncis,
- privileged,
- tv
- 29th
- 04:39 pm
you're yes then you're no
- 30th
- 03:20 pm
hello, Mercutio and Ribald!
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- 31st
- 01:26 am
Who do you think you are, the San Diego Zoo
- 2 comments
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