- 1st
- 02:46 am
That set him off like a Paul Shaffer fire alarm
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 12:48 am
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03:54 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
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- 3rd
- 01:19 am
The spirit of the red, white, and blue
- 4th
- 01:37 am
Free toast? I'm in!
- 1 comment
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10:16 pm(no subject)
- 5th
- 03:24 am
Didya pay your dues Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail
- 1 comment
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08:36 am(no subject)
11:38 pmMilky! Cereal!
- 4 comments
- 6th
- 10:14 am
Just a fool to believe
- 3 comments
- 7th
- 01:00 am
rotfl is not a word!
- 2 comments
10:13 amExcuse me while I kiss the sky
- 2 comments
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- 8th
- 01:08 am
You were always a cunning linguist
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- sga,
- tv,
- video games
03:50 amHe was serial crushed by a huge friggin guy
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- 9th
- 05:00 am
Those are three things I like doing
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 05:09 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 11th
- 04:30 am
That's not gonna help with her nymphomania, it will only exacerbate it
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 02:13 am
Screw parliamentary procedure, we need to round us up some cattles!
- 1 comment
09:52 amNever really been but I'd sure like to go
- 1 comment
07:46 pmI heard they were magnanimous and beneficent
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 12:50 am
cry little sister, come to your brother
- 2 comments
03:51 amI feel asleep!
11:31 pmWas love always this good, or could this just be a start
- 1 comment
- 14th
- 09:23 am
words are very unnecessary
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- 15th
- 01:38 am
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05:37 amMy daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be
05:15 pm(no subject)
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- 16th
- 12:26 am
I hear Michael Clayton kinda looks like Matt Damon
- 2 comments
03:44 am(no subject)
- 5 comments
09:28 pmGoing down the only road I've ever known
- 17th
- 12:59 am
Can't look in her eyes, she's out of my league
- 3 comments
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11:51 pmMy best friend Leslie said she's just being Miley
- 1 comment
- 18th
- 08:09 am
I would have a soul, if you had confidence in me!
- 4 comments
11:59 pmI discovered an injurious graffitio about me on the men's room wall
- 1 comment
- 19th
- 03:48 pm
He took the midnight train going anywhere
- 2 comments
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- 20th
- 02:11 am
You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
- 3 comments
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- lists,
- meme,
- sw2,
- video games
11:26 pmI was hoping to get this job so I could move in with Squojy and Fat Tyler
- 3 comments
- 22nd
- 02:53 am
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
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- 23rd
- 03:33 am
You look like the cat who didn't get the cream
- 4 comments
- 24th
- 01:55 am
That makes us the richest people in Astoria
- 1 comment
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07:30 pm(no subject)
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09:04 pm(no subject)
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- 25th
- 08:18 pm
Mah spoon is too big
- 8 comments
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11:37 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 12:18 am
Because its fon to due
- 2 comments
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11:49 pmBecause its late and your mama don't know
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- sw2,
- tv,
- video games
- 28th
- 04:06 am
Girls, what's my weakness?
11:18 pmWhen I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out with a rifle in high wind
- 1 comment
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- 31st
- 12:48 am
(no subject)
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08:05 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments