1st
02:46 am

That set him off like a Paul Shaffer fire alarm

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2nd
12:48 am

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03:54 am

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3rd
01:19 am

The spirit of the red, white, and blue


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4th
01:37 am

Free toast? I'm in!

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10:16 pm

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5th
03:24 am

Didya pay your dues Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail

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08:36 am

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11:38 pm

Milky! Cereal!

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6th
10:14 am

Just a fool to believe

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7th
01:00 am

rotfl is not a word!

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10:13 am

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

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8th
01:08 am

You were always a cunning linguist



03:50 am

He was serial crushed by a huge friggin guy


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9th
05:00 am

Those are three things I like doing

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10th
05:09 am

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11th
04:30 am

That's not gonna help with her nymphomania, it will only exacerbate it

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12th
02:13 am

Screw parliamentary procedure, we need to round us up some cattles!

- 1 comment

09:52 am

Never really been but I'd sure like to go

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07:46 pm

I heard they were magnanimous and beneficent

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13th
12:50 am

cry little sister, come to your brother

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03:51 am

I feel asleep!



11:31 pm

Was love always this good, or could this just be a start

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14th
09:23 am

words are very unnecessary



15th
01:38 am

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05:37 am

My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be



05:15 pm

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16th
12:26 am

I hear Michael Clayton kinda looks like Matt Damon

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03:44 am

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09:28 pm

Going down the only road I've ever known


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17th
12:59 am

Can't look in her eyes, she's out of my league

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11:51 pm

My best friend Leslie said she's just being Miley

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18th
08:09 am

I would have a soul, if you had confidence in me!

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11:59 pm

I discovered an injurious graffitio about me on the men's room wall

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19th
03:48 pm

He took the midnight train going anywhere

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20th
02:11 am

You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation

- 3 comments

11:26 pm

I was hoping to get this job so I could move in with Squojy and Fat Tyler

- 3 comments

22nd
02:53 am

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?



23rd
03:33 am

You look like the cat who didn't get the cream

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24th
01:55 am

That makes us the richest people in Astoria

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07:30 pm

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09:04 pm

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25th
08:18 pm

Mah spoon is too big

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11:37 pm

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27th
12:18 am

Because its fon to due

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11:49 pm

Because its late and your mama don't know


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28th
04:06 am

Girls, what's my weakness?



11:18 pm

When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out with a rifle in high wind

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31st
12:48 am

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08:05 pm

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