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TV commentary:

Apartment 23- So Dawson's all the only body switch movie that's never been done, the father-daughter swap. There's been a movie about a mother-son body swap? Was the point at the end that it was way too creepy? Also, with Kiernan Shipka (how is that a girl's name? Also, I keep thinking her name is like Keenan Sherpa, hopefully this isn't the beginning of my transformation into some person who doesn't know celebrity's names!) showing up as herself, is that something this show is going to do, have Dawson interact with other celebs playing themselves?

South Park- So, I don't come off as ghey as Cartman with my shippy stuff, do I? Also, I loved the Game of Thrones references in Mr. Garrison's class- particularly since they got nothing overtly wrong, because as I've said before, one thing I can't stand is when show name drop other shows but get details wrong. (And they didn't actually manage to spoil anything!)

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So, this site has a bunch of Star Wars infographics:



Was it really just 3720 to 1? That's not too bad! Its better than a million to 1! I like those odds, I could totally successfully navigate an asteroid field!



I assume they're going expanded universe here? Because unless I'm totally forgetting something, that seems like too many limbs under the Skywalker family. Anakin lost his right hand thrice, and Luke once. Anakin also lost his legs and other arm. But there seem to be three extra legs there, as well two extra hands.

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So there's a Buffy the Vampire Slayer pr0n parody coming out:

I'm surprised it taken this long to make one. This one stars one of my favorite pr0n chyx, the mad cute Lexi Belle (though she'd rank higher on my list if she did "certain things") as Buffy.

Speaking of cute chyx playing Buffy, how the hell did this video turn into a rumor of Aubrey Plaza playing Buffy in a Buffy re-boot? Also, so that's the name of the guy who plays Gabe in the Office? I like saw "The Office" in parentheses and was thinking, who the hell is that, and then I realized Gabe is the only person it could possibly be because I'd recognize everyone else's names. Speaking of the Office, I had no idea Jenna Fischer played a college chick on Undeclared, which I learned from this article the other day of 20 celebrities who got their start on a Judd Apatow show. I had no idea Apatow was involved in the Ben Stiller or Larry Sanders shows.

Anyways, back to the Buffy pr0n, I'm surprised they have the characters they have. I mean, Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, and Angel are givens. Maybe Spike. But it was a surprise that they had Harmony and Jenny Calendar. No Tara or Kennedy for some HLA? Or Dawn for some total wrongness? I couldn't tell if some of those vampire chyx were supposed to be Darla or Drusilla, or if they're just randoms. Was there a Cordy? Or a Faith, that would've been hott. Especially if they reenacted that one Faith story that Xander said they should show every Christmas (you know the one I'm talking about)

Alas, since Lexi Belle doesn't do "certain things", I guess there's no devil's threesomes with Buffy and Angel and Spike (which Buffy did actually fantasize about in the Buffy season 8 comic, so its not like it would be something they pulled totally out of their ass)?

Oh, and I forgot to mention, I got a @reply from one of my favorite actresses on twitter today, so that was cool. She had tweeted about the latest Glee ep, and I basically just responded how awesome it was that she was a hot gamer girl who watches Glee, and was on the OC and one of the Fast and Furious movies. She thanked me for the complement and mentioned that she watches a lot of TV. I think I've said this before, but a hot chick who plays video games and watches a lot of TV (especially Glee) and was on one of my favorite teen dramas? She's like my perfect woman!

Actually, I guess my perfect woman would also have to love karaoke (hey, I need a duet partner!) and shooting guns and junk food and I don't know if she does.

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More things I did not know about RLC: She apparently has a new showing coming up on TNT with Will (of Will and Grace fame)?

And cool, Fringe was renewed for one more season, so that's good news!

A man for all we know could be a holocaust denying 9/11 pedophile

TV commentary:

Community- Holy cow, tonight's L&O spoof was friggin' brilliant! Also, lawyer Annie and techie Britta were both pretty hot. ( spoiler cut )

Vampire Diaries- Speaking of hot chyx, Elena, Caroline, and Bonnie looked way hot as flapper girls. Elena, especially, I loved her hair in this! And that dress! The 1920s was a good choice for the decades dance! So the beginning of this ep doesn't do anything to dispel the idea of the Original siblings being a little too close, if you know what I mean. Although the fact Esther knows that's the way to play Klaus while pretending to be the Bekster makes it even creepier.

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