How was I to know honesty stopped being the best policy?

TV commentary:

Degrassi- So today was the first ep with Lizzie from LWD playing transgender Adam. Although I guess that's kinda a spoiler, since they don't actually mention that she's a transgender in that ep, and you're to believe that "Adam" is actually a dude, even though "he" just looks like a girl pretending to be a guy. Which I suppose she is. But I guess for people who don't read spoilers, they prolly thought it was a tomboy at first, and then were extremely confused when they referred to her as Adam. In any case, did this ep take place in bizarro world? ( spoiler cut )

Secret Life- Wow, an ep where Amy wasn't a total frakkin krant, does this also take place in bizarro world?! ( spoiler cut )

The Closer- ( spoiler cut )

Lie To Me- ( spoiler cut )

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TV Commentary:

Pretty Little Liars- Ah, I figured they'd eventually work Lucy Hale's singing into one of the eps. ( spoiler cut )

Warehouse 13- Wait, if Fargo is CEO of Global Dynamics nowadays, why the hell would they send him to upgrade the Warehouse computer system?! And heh, so Warehouse 13 takes place in the Eureka alt-universe?

How retarded does that "Vampires Suck" movie look? That one scene where the James/Laurent/Victoria analogues are all "Do you know who we are?" and the guy is all, "The Black Eyed Peas?" Kinda funny line, but not really. And then they're all "Why does everyone think we're the Black Eyed Peas?" Way to drive an already mediocre joke into the ground. mevorbgv('Yes, that was the joke, Ted!')

I hate myself for how amusingly cute I find this scene.

You know that Lowe's commercial, where that newlywed couple (you know, the wife is like tiny but she has a kinda big forehead?) just bought a new fixer-upper house and they just run into problem after problem? Of all the things to cry about, I think a room being really green is the least of their worries! I mean, she fell through the floor! He's hanging for his life off the side of the house! Who cares about a green room!