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Aug. 3rd, 2010 09:27 pmTV Commentary:
Pretty Little Liars- Ah, I figured they'd eventually work Lucy Hale's singing into one of the eps. Watching last week's ep that comes on before the new ep, how toast is Emily's dad? I know its macabre, but her talking about how eggcited she is about him coming back after being posted in a dangerous place for so long doesn't bode to well for his survival. Its like yesterdays Lie To Me, with Jillian talking about how into juvie hall psychiatrist guy she is, and then he's all, "Oh, BTW, I secretly have the extremely dangerous job of undercover DEA agent!"
Interesting, so what's the weird vibe between Spencer's mom and Alex? It would incredibly hilarious if the secret was that Alex was her half brother, but that wouldn't make sense, particularly since Spencer's not the elder Hastings daughter, so he couldn't be a kid she secretly gave up, and I guess he knows exactly who her family is, so its not like he would knowingly go out with a secret sibling. Bah, the truth is kinda boring- she got kinda drunk after getting a lump taken out of her breast at the country club, and she poured her heart out to him and he was really nice to her. They didn't even have a secret affair! Boo!
So they really are doing something with Aria's dad and Hannah's mom? Even though he turned her down in the end? But it seems like he was thinking about it. Though that one scene with Aria's mom and Fitz, they're not going there are they? That would be hilarious and kinda perverse if he managed to tap both. Although I may just be reading too much into things. But it was hysterical how guilty he seemed to feel with her mom being all, "You seem like a really good teacher who really helped my daughter out!" Oh, he helped her out alright! And how did that one jocko who's been pursuing Aria not pick up on the obvious sexual tension between her and Fitzy?!
But cop guy finally bit off more than he can chew, and got on Spencer's mom's bad side, but not before he outs Emily as a big lesbo who was pissed at Alison for rejecting her. They did have a red herring there where they make you think Emily was the one who wrecked the memorial, but she was only there picking up the pieces. Though it might have actually been Lucas! But heh, the poor guy, a few weeks ago, he never entertained the idea that he could ever get a girl like Hannah. But they've been spending so much time together, he thinks he has a chance now and thus, longing.
Warehouse 13- Wait, if Fargo is CEO of Global Dynamics nowadays, why the hell would they send him to upgrade the Warehouse computer system?! And heh, so Warehouse 13 takes place in the Eureka alt-universe?
How retarded does that "Vampires Suck" movie look? That one scene where the James/Laurent/Victoria analogues are all "Do you know who we are?" and the guy is all, "The Black Eyed Peas?" Kinda funny line, but not really. And then they're all "Why does everyone think we're the Black Eyed Peas?" Way to drive an already mediocre joke into the ground. mevorbgv('Yes, that was the joke, Ted!')
I hate myself for how amusingly cute I find this scene.
You know that Lowe's commercial, where that newlywed couple (you know, the wife is like tiny but she has a kinda big forehead?) just bought a new fixer-upper house and they just run into problem after problem? Of all the things to cry about, I think a room being really green is the least of their worries! I mean, she fell through the floor! He's hanging for his life off the side of the house! Who cares about a green room!
Pretty Little Liars- Ah, I figured they'd eventually work Lucy Hale's singing into one of the eps. Watching last week's ep that comes on before the new ep, how toast is Emily's dad? I know its macabre, but her talking about how eggcited she is about him coming back after being posted in a dangerous place for so long doesn't bode to well for his survival. Its like yesterdays Lie To Me, with Jillian talking about how into juvie hall psychiatrist guy she is, and then he's all, "Oh, BTW, I secretly have the extremely dangerous job of undercover DEA agent!"
Interesting, so what's the weird vibe between Spencer's mom and Alex? It would incredibly hilarious if the secret was that Alex was her half brother, but that wouldn't make sense, particularly since Spencer's not the elder Hastings daughter, so he couldn't be a kid she secretly gave up, and I guess he knows exactly who her family is, so its not like he would knowingly go out with a secret sibling. Bah, the truth is kinda boring- she got kinda drunk after getting a lump taken out of her breast at the country club, and she poured her heart out to him and he was really nice to her. They didn't even have a secret affair! Boo!
So they really are doing something with Aria's dad and Hannah's mom? Even though he turned her down in the end? But it seems like he was thinking about it. Though that one scene with Aria's mom and Fitz, they're not going there are they? That would be hilarious and kinda perverse if he managed to tap both. Although I may just be reading too much into things. But it was hysterical how guilty he seemed to feel with her mom being all, "You seem like a really good teacher who really helped my daughter out!" Oh, he helped her out alright! And how did that one jocko who's been pursuing Aria not pick up on the obvious sexual tension between her and Fitzy?!
But cop guy finally bit off more than he can chew, and got on Spencer's mom's bad side, but not before he outs Emily as a big lesbo who was pissed at Alison for rejecting her. They did have a red herring there where they make you think Emily was the one who wrecked the memorial, but she was only there picking up the pieces. Though it might have actually been Lucas! But heh, the poor guy, a few weeks ago, he never entertained the idea that he could ever get a girl like Hannah. But they've been spending so much time together, he thinks he has a chance now and thus, longing.
Warehouse 13- Wait, if Fargo is CEO of Global Dynamics nowadays, why the hell would they send him to upgrade the Warehouse computer system?! And heh, so Warehouse 13 takes place in the Eureka alt-universe?
How retarded does that "Vampires Suck" movie look? That one scene where the James/Laurent/Victoria analogues are all "Do you know who we are?" and the guy is all, "The Black Eyed Peas?" Kinda funny line, but not really. And then they're all "Why does everyone think we're the Black Eyed Peas?" Way to drive an already mediocre joke into the ground. mevorbgv('Yes, that was the joke, Ted!')
I hate myself for how amusingly cute I find this scene.
You know that Lowe's commercial, where that newlywed couple (you know, the wife is like tiny but she has a kinda big forehead?) just bought a new fixer-upper house and they just run into problem after problem? Of all the things to cry about, I think a room being really green is the least of their worries! I mean, she fell through the floor! He's hanging for his life off the side of the house! Who cares about a green room!