how can an ant carry 20 times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?

Monday night TV commentary, part deux:

( Heroes )

( HIMYM )

( Sarah Connor Chronicles )

( OTH )

If I were Jack Black, they would love me

TV Commentary:

( Prison Break )

( NCIS )

Privileged- as I said before, even though they're trying to tout Megan as the new Rory Gilmore, its eerie how much her mannerisms are actually more Lorelai Gilmore. Seriously, its like she's trying to channel a mid-20s version of Lorelai, particularly the way she talks. And are Rose and Sage supposed to be fraternal twins, or is Sage older? I guess its just the difference in sizes- Rose is kinda petite while Sage is way taller, so its hard to not think Sage is like a year older. ( spoiler cut )