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Human Target- So this show is getting somewhat interesting. And cool, is Autumn Reeser's Layla going to be a recurring character now that she's joined their team? Always glad to see her in stuff. So, we actually get some back story stuff on Chance. So, apparently, Chance used to be this stone cold hitman, which we kinda knew, working for some mysterious old man. And Hawkins from Jericho used to be his partner and I assume 2nd best hitman in the group after him from the way they talked? Anyhoo, Chance fell in love with one of their targets, so he quit and ran away with her. That pissed off their boss and he had Hawkins (I mean, Baptiste) kill her. And is it me, or does the Baptiste guy still have a terrible American accent- seriously, in his construction worker guise, it was like vaguely Southern, but not.
Didn't they imply previously that Winston used to work for this guy too? How about Guerrero? Interesting, we found out Guerrero is a dad? And apparently owes Chance something as Baptiste implied Guerrero would never betray Chance unless something really bad happened.
Scrubs- So, I hear last night's Scrubs season finale could be the finale finale? Not that they didn't already have one. Anyways, I'm curious is "cadaver thank you day" or whatever they called it a real thing? That seems so weird! I mean, inviting the families of people donated as cadavers for medical students and having the students talking about how big a help it was to their education? On the one hand, that seems morbid and insane, but I can also see how they might want to show appreciation to the families for such a donation.
90210- Wait, Ashley from SoN was Gia's ex? I totally didn't recognize her last week. Is she a lesbian in real life? I guess just because someone plays multiple lesbos doesn't mean they are. I mean, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Olivia Wilde have played lesbians on multiple things, but I think they're straight. Or Mia Kirshner. Actually, I think she plays a lot of bisexuals. Though I didn't watch the L-word, which was she on that? I also forgot they had Julianna Guill playing Teddy's sister. Is it me, or does she have an amazing rack?
So Dixon fesses up he knew Savannah was Teddy's sister and how he purposely messed things up between Teddy and Silver because he wanted to get back with her. So they'll give it a go. Oh, and his birth mom shows up at the end.
Jasper continues to be creepy, basically trying to blackmail Annie into frakking him (I thought they did already!) to renew the magic between them. In the end, she says she'd rather be free from his nutty ass and she's gonna fess up. So, as she gets ready to type a confession, Jasper is all, he won't turn her in, that if you love something, set it free BS. What's he gonna do when she doesn't come back to him. Of course, she's relieved, but unfortunately, microsoft office has that pesky autosave, so even though she quit writing that confession they basically zoom in that it saved a draft, so I'm sure that'll bite her in the ass. Anyways, even though he let her go and Annie's back to being friends with the other girls, Jasper is still creepily stalking her from the shadows.
Things are still awkard between Liam and Naomi (more of her in skimpy bikinis, please!), and Ivy's not helping. Finally, Naomi and Ivy have a catfight on the beach. spcv('Nice!') Anyways, Naomi finally has enough and say she's tired of being polite, and if Liam doesn't like her for who she is, then too bad. This apparently renews the spark, because feisty Naomi is the girl he fell for. Again, while Naomi and Liam do have better chemistry this year than last year, its like, when did he fall for her? It seemed he was mostly bored until like the last ep or two last season and all of a sudden he likes likes her. Anyways, so they're back together again, and Ivy goes crying to her mom, who's a big pothead played by Kelly Lynch, and apparently just frakked Mr. Matthews, since he's slowly been turning into an alky after Jen's betrayal.
Finally, Ashley from SoN tries to get back with Gia, and we don't see Gia's response, but afterward, she heads over to Ade's to watch "Love Story" and its obvious she has a little crush on A. Oh, and despite it seeming a big deal last week, Navid was just suspended for the coke and doesn't make an appearance this ep.
South Park- Pretty hilarious ep. I saw this online, so what was particularly funny was that one of the commercials was one of those new line of Axe commercials where they show you a hot chick or several and then they ask you her name (which was either mentioned or shown on screen), and of course the point is you don't know because you were staring at the hot chick. I blame the alien wizards! (or is it wizard aliens?) But really, I've seen the commercial before, so I don't think it was an intentional pairing, but it is hilarious that it worked out that way.
SVU- Diora Baird, while a hot, big breasted red-head who played a hapless victim in a reboot of a classic horror movie franchise like the aforementioned Julianna Guill (with Diora being in the prequel to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot and Julianna showing her goodies in the Friday the 13th reboot), she's kinda a blah actress. Though I guess she was well suited to the role of histrionic hot chick.And wait, I though I saw Stephanie March back in the credits the last few eps? She's leaving again? So who will be their new ADA?
But anyways, classic L&O "the case starts out about this but turns off in this crazy new direction!" So histrionic girl randomly dies of a staph infection, and it turns into the home nurse illegal alien chick being the victim of rape back in the congo. So you think the ep is gonna be about no one believing the hot chick because she's kinda histrionic, but then it turn into a women's rights issue and how things are kinda frakked up in other parts of the world, particularly concerning rape victims.
Human Target- So this show is getting somewhat interesting. And cool, is Autumn Reeser's Layla going to be a recurring character now that she's joined their team? Always glad to see her in stuff. So, we actually get some back story stuff on Chance. So, apparently, Chance used to be this stone cold hitman, which we kinda knew, working for some mysterious old man. And Hawkins from Jericho used to be his partner and I assume 2nd best hitman in the group after him from the way they talked? Anyhoo, Chance fell in love with one of their targets, so he quit and ran away with her. That pissed off their boss and he had Hawkins (I mean, Baptiste) kill her. And is it me, or does the Baptiste guy still have a terrible American accent- seriously, in his construction worker guise, it was like vaguely Southern, but not.
Didn't they imply previously that Winston used to work for this guy too? How about Guerrero? Interesting, we found out Guerrero is a dad? And apparently owes Chance something as Baptiste implied Guerrero would never betray Chance unless something really bad happened.
Scrubs- So, I hear last night's Scrubs season finale could be the finale finale? Not that they didn't already have one. Anyways, I'm curious is "cadaver thank you day" or whatever they called it a real thing? That seems so weird! I mean, inviting the families of people donated as cadavers for medical students and having the students talking about how big a help it was to their education? On the one hand, that seems morbid and insane, but I can also see how they might want to show appreciation to the families for such a donation.
90210- Wait, Ashley from SoN was Gia's ex? I totally didn't recognize her last week. Is she a lesbian in real life? I guess just because someone plays multiple lesbos doesn't mean they are. I mean, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Olivia Wilde have played lesbians on multiple things, but I think they're straight. Or Mia Kirshner. Actually, I think she plays a lot of bisexuals. Though I didn't watch the L-word, which was she on that? I also forgot they had Julianna Guill playing Teddy's sister. Is it me, or does she have an amazing rack?
So Dixon fesses up he knew Savannah was Teddy's sister and how he purposely messed things up between Teddy and Silver because he wanted to get back with her. So they'll give it a go. Oh, and his birth mom shows up at the end.
Jasper continues to be creepy, basically trying to blackmail Annie into frakking him (I thought they did already!) to renew the magic between them. In the end, she says she'd rather be free from his nutty ass and she's gonna fess up. So, as she gets ready to type a confession, Jasper is all, he won't turn her in, that if you love something, set it free BS. What's he gonna do when she doesn't come back to him. Of course, she's relieved, but unfortunately, microsoft office has that pesky autosave, so even though she quit writing that confession they basically zoom in that it saved a draft, so I'm sure that'll bite her in the ass. Anyways, even though he let her go and Annie's back to being friends with the other girls, Jasper is still creepily stalking her from the shadows.
Things are still awkard between Liam and Naomi (more of her in skimpy bikinis, please!), and Ivy's not helping. Finally, Naomi and Ivy have a catfight on the beach. spcv('Nice!') Anyways, Naomi finally has enough and say she's tired of being polite, and if Liam doesn't like her for who she is, then too bad. This apparently renews the spark, because feisty Naomi is the girl he fell for. Again, while Naomi and Liam do have better chemistry this year than last year, its like, when did he fall for her? It seemed he was mostly bored until like the last ep or two last season and all of a sudden he likes likes her. Anyways, so they're back together again, and Ivy goes crying to her mom, who's a big pothead played by Kelly Lynch, and apparently just frakked Mr. Matthews, since he's slowly been turning into an alky after Jen's betrayal.
Finally, Ashley from SoN tries to get back with Gia, and we don't see Gia's response, but afterward, she heads over to Ade's to watch "Love Story" and its obvious she has a little crush on A. Oh, and despite it seeming a big deal last week, Navid was just suspended for the coke and doesn't make an appearance this ep.
South Park- Pretty hilarious ep. I saw this online, so what was particularly funny was that one of the commercials was one of those new line of Axe commercials where they show you a hot chick or several and then they ask you her name (which was either mentioned or shown on screen), and of course the point is you don't know because you were staring at the hot chick. I blame the alien wizards! (or is it wizard aliens?) But really, I've seen the commercial before, so I don't think it was an intentional pairing, but it is hilarious that it worked out that way.
SVU- Diora Baird, while a hot, big breasted red-head who played a hapless victim in a reboot of a classic horror movie franchise like the aforementioned Julianna Guill (with Diora being in the prequel to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot and Julianna showing her goodies in the Friday the 13th reboot), she's kinda a blah actress. Though I guess she was well suited to the role of histrionic hot chick.And wait, I though I saw Stephanie March back in the credits the last few eps? She's leaving again? So who will be their new ADA?
But anyways, classic L&O "the case starts out about this but turns off in this crazy new direction!" So histrionic girl randomly dies of a staph infection, and it turns into the home nurse illegal alien chick being the victim of rape back in the congo. So you think the ep is gonna be about no one believing the hot chick because she's kinda histrionic, but then it turn into a women's rights issue and how things are kinda frakked up in other parts of the world, particularly concerning rape victims.
