knife in the back

I feel like I have a knife in my back right now. No, I'm not making some allusion to betrayal or anything. I feel like there's literally a knife in my back. Although it hurts less than last night when I felt like there was a knife in my head.

Anyhoo, went ahead and saw the preview screening of the Bourne Identity last night. Krug and I had dinner at Roaster's before making it to Phipps. We didn't get there early enough, because we were forced to sit in the second row. Bill, Joseph, and their roomie Charlie were already seated, and Krug blasted them for not saving us a seat. Joseph figgered since we hadn't shown up until that point, he was skeptical that we were going to get in. Coincedentally, dresque was there, but he didn't notice us. After waiting boredly for half an hour, during which I just kept on doing my lousy imitation of Vin Diesel's "Here are the Nominees" from the MTV VMA's last week (and thankfully Krug was filtering me out or he prolly would've throttled me), the movie came on.

Beware: piggish comments below!

We were first treated to a preview of Blue Crush. Is it me, or do Michelle Rodriguez's characters give off a lesbian vibe? Or is it just because she plays a lot of tough chick characters combined with my wishful thinking, I just think she seems like a lesbian? Then again, two chicks talking with each other makes me think of that sort of thing. And another thing, is it me or does the mixed asian chick (the one who's not the main character or Michelle Rodriguez) have a killer ass!?

End piggish comments.

Anyways, The Bourne Identity was pretty cool, even sitting way too close and with some people bringing their loud bratty kid into the theater. The Run Lola Run chick is hot from some angles, but others she's okay. And Julia Stiles' character was pretty extraneous. Although she did look pretty hot. And well dressed!

Went home, watched some Lost Universe, then watched Game 4 on PVR. The Lakers sweep, but was it any surprise?

alarm!

I think it was Chris who said the other day that his body is set to wake up at 8:29, no matter what. I have a similar problem where I wake up exactly one minute before my alarm goes off. It doesn't matter what time I set it for, I just do. And its annoying! Well, I guess I should be thankful I'm waking up and not oversleeping, but I feel like I'm being gypped out of a minute of sleep.

thinking, thinking, thinking, oh yeah!

At Roaster's last night, as the hostess was taking us to our table, she accidentally dropped the menus and bent down in front of us to pick them up. When we sat down, Krug was all, "I bet you were thinking she did that on purpose to give you a show because she's hot for you." Granted, I was, but I'm offended that people automagically assume I'm thinking stuff like that! And walking through a crowd, people assume I automatically notice in this order 1) nymphets, and 2) interracial and/or gay couples. Which they translate into geebs mindspeak as "the plot thickens!" and "scandalous!" Of course, who should be more disturbed, me for being predictable, or them for being able to think like me? I think I'm infectious!

Disclaimer: just because I say "scandalous!" above doesn't mean I have anything against gays or interracial couples! Far from it! Its a joke, people! I mean, obviously, I have no problem with lezzies, so why should I have a problem with gays? People are people! And why would I have anything against interracial dating? I'm a colored myself, and the last few girls I've made a play for were white! Its like the United Colors of Benneton or a Saturn commercial in my world!

Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbells!

I'm a regular comedian!

You've realized that there's noway you can get through life without sitting back and laughing at it. There's lots of funny things in this world, and stupid people to make fun of, to provide endless entertainment to the many number of people that surrond you. But sometimes you should acknowledge that not everything is joke material, yeah... it sucks, but being serious at the right moments is important too. But when the tension needs breaking, we can all expect you to be the one to do it with a witty one-liner.

I think I'm charming and witty, I'm just not as charming and witty as I think I am.

infected... with evil!!

Uh oh, I already got Krug sick, I hope I haven't infected the workplace!

the devil made me do it!

I tried to be a good little boy, but the prin.. er, queen of darkness bewitched me with her wicked ways!

foodz!

Oh yeah, the Krugus is supposed to be making bacon-wrapped meatloaf tonight! Ah can't wait! I'm salivating already!