infected... with evil!!

[geebs]

Uh oh, I already got Krug sick, I hope I haven't infected the workplace!

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[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

There you go.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Bottoms up, eh? Anyhoo, they've got a different kind of infection. But it looks like you've got a fever, and the only prescription is the Geebs!

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Pffffffffft! And that was not a bottom.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

eh, bottom half. I mean, that holiest of places (does the devil still refer to it as that?) isn't the only interesting thing down there. There's the legs. And let's not forget the ass. (I am an ass-man after all!) They're good for kicking, licking, and sticking!

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

So now you're a cross-breed between Hugh Grant and Sir Mix-A-Lot. Very interesting.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Gah! Disturbing image of Hugh Grant and Sir Mix-A-Lot trying to breed a kid! Don't do that! But yeah, I'm quite the weird (ah mean, lovably quirky!) fella.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Remember: you have to be in a certain tax bracket to qualify for any form of "quirkiness". Otherwise, you're just crazy.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Oh didn't you know? I got serious bank! I'm just working here for kicks! (And the college booty!) Really!

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

*droll look* The "college booty"?

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Now am I getting that droll look for using a term like "college booty", or because I'm getting too old for the co-eds?

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Probably a little of both.