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[geebs]

Heh, not only am I living in a separate reality, I'm also full of myself. Went to Roaster's with Krug last night for dinner. I had it in my head that the hostess was checking me out because I kept seeing her walking by and stealing glances at me. Then I noticed that cute nerd-girl[0] waitress. And the hostess noticed that I was checking out the other girl so she got all mad and gave me the cold shoulder the rest of the night. So as we left, while our server said "Have a nice day!" she just walked by without saying anything. After we go to the parking lot, I asked Krug, "Whoa! Did you notice how cold the hostess was to me when we left, when she was so friendly earlier?" And he's all, what the hell are you talking about, and I explain to him what I just said here. He naturally shakes his head in disbelief. So yes, for the record, you can add "delusional" to "cocky" and "arrogant" when describing me.

[0] nerd girl denotes girl with glasses. Its a total complement! Krug was telling me, "why don't you just say 'girl with glasses' then?" But that sounds so plain, it doesn't have the allure of "nerd girl".

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[chairman-mo.livejournal.com]

You bring joy to my heart, Geebs.

This morning on the bus a girl scooted into the seat next to me. I noticed she was fairly cute and wearing glasses, so I assigned her the same type of "nerd girl" positive status. When I found out she was also French, my heart melted.

The unfortunate thing is, I think she was just one of the many girls who wear non-prescription non-sunglasses to get the "nerd girl" look and trick us. She turned out to be dumb as a tongueless rabbit and vapid as the steam lifting off a hot tub.

Ah well. Keep the love alive, brother.

-The Chairman