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Sep. 22nd, 2010 01:01 pmMan, I'm already behind on TV. Stuff still in the queue:
Lonestar
Hawaii 5-0
OTH
Life Unexpected
NCIS
Upcoming stuff I can't wait for: (and an argument for me secretly being a teenage girl)
Community- The season premiere is this Thursday, and this will actually take priority over Vampire Diaries because I definitely want to see the aftermath of that Jannie kiss. Now, I don't want them to be all lubby-dubby and together or anything, because that would be totally terrible for the show if they were. In fact, I suspect Jeff will prolly totally freak out since he's in his mid-30s and Annie's like 19 or something. (Although, personally, I don't see what the big deal is, but of course, I would. Well, think that. Or rather wouldn't see the big deal.) I just don't want them to totally dismiss the pairing immediately, i.e. throw them together, it totally not work out, and never address it again.
Gossip Girl- Speaking of my favorite ships, I don't wanna jinx it, but my sources tell me they are gonna do Dair this season. In a few eps even. I'm like giddy with egg-citement!
Glee- Next week's Britney ep! I didn't think I would find it a big deal until I saw the promo:
Even though I like Madonna and Gaga more, I find myself even more excited for this ep than those others now that I've seen the preview. Brittany in all those classic Britney Spears looks, and I didn't notice this until my second viewing, but it looks like she and Santana will be re-enacting the Madonna/Britney "Me Against the Music" video. And Rachel in the Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" school girl outfit?!
TV Commentary:
Sons of Anarchy- Some interesting reveals here that I won't spoil. But I was most amused by the one guy's pr0n star gf wanting to help with the deal they had going with the Chinese. And what deal? SAMCRO wants that one black biker gang to spy on those Mexicans trying to come in and smuggle dope, but they want a bunch of AKs for their troubles. So, Clay negotiates with the Chinese, who don't have a shipment of AKs readily available, but will sell them some MP5s. SAMCRO doesn't have the money, so the Chinese will let the pieces go for a trade- they get their pr0n star contacts to do a "special show" for some of his friends, and they have to be hottie snowflakes, because he already has enough Asian hookers. Anyways, what amused me was Lyla was wanting to do it, not just to help out the club, but basically because she has only a few years left in the business before she stops looking like hottie jailbait and no longer get work. Only she phrased it "before I stop looking like everyone's kid sister" which is kinda a weird way to put it since that can have incestuous overtones. I guess she means "your buddy's kid sister" as opposed to your own sister. Because while ill-advised, at least its not illegal to bang your friend's sister. I was so surprised at the phrasing that I didn't go spcv('Nice!') which in turn shocked
clevemire. Amusingly enough, I did say spcv('Nice!') when Gemma was letting the hottie Latina nurse they had tied up in the basement use the bedpan. But only jokingly. Is it weird that I can go from sounding like a lame tween at the beginning of this post to a weirdo pervert further down?
Warehouse 13- Hmm, interesting end to the season. So, HG Wells gets a hold of some Minoan trident which she is trying to use on the Yellowstone Caldera to cause a global apocalypse because the world sucks and it should be purged and rebuilt. Myka ends up talking her down, telling HG she wanted them to stop her, since she gave so many clues to find her. So they stop her, and the whatever that group is whose name I forget but includes CCH Pounder and Romo Lampkin send HG off to somewhere even worse than Bronzing that they tell Pete and Myka they prolly don't want to know. But I guess its open enough that they could bring HG back.
But, Myka ends up quitting because she feels this whole thing is her screw up since she was HG's #1 fan. Which is an even more devastating blow for Pete, since he just got dumped by Vet girl. Why? Because HG tries to distract them by shipping Lizze Borden's compact to her. So she tries to kill Pete, but he and Claudia stop her and free her, but the whole experience freaks her out and she doesn't want Pete to tell her what he does and be his one. What's really rich is the way that compact works is it makes the person enthralled by it want to kill the thing they love most. So that's Pete. But unfortunately, his life is too wild for her, so she's out. So he loses his girlfriend, then his best friend/partner.
Other: So, Heavy posted their Top 20 Hottest Videos of all time. What, no Fiona Apple's "Criminal"? I don't care what people say, its sexy! Anyways, there were a few videos I hadn't heard of, that are indeed sexy. Like Eric Prydz's "Call On Me". Hey, not only does it have sexy chyx (who aren't jailbait looking, so there's proof I like all types!), the song is a sort of cover of Steve Winwood's "Valerie", so that's pretty awesome.
Lonestar
Hawaii 5-0
OTH
Life Unexpected
NCIS
Upcoming stuff I can't wait for: (and an argument for me secretly being a teenage girl)
Community- The season premiere is this Thursday, and this will actually take priority over Vampire Diaries because I definitely want to see the aftermath of that Jannie kiss. Now, I don't want them to be all lubby-dubby and together or anything, because that would be totally terrible for the show if they were. In fact, I suspect Jeff will prolly totally freak out since he's in his mid-30s and Annie's like 19 or something. (Although, personally, I don't see what the big deal is, but of course, I would. Well, think that. Or rather wouldn't see the big deal.) I just don't want them to totally dismiss the pairing immediately, i.e. throw them together, it totally not work out, and never address it again.
Gossip Girl- Speaking of my favorite ships, I don't wanna jinx it, but my sources tell me they are gonna do Dair this season. In a few eps even. I'm like giddy with egg-citement!
Glee- Next week's Britney ep! I didn't think I would find it a big deal until I saw the promo:
Even though I like Madonna and Gaga more, I find myself even more excited for this ep than those others now that I've seen the preview. Brittany in all those classic Britney Spears looks, and I didn't notice this until my second viewing, but it looks like she and Santana will be re-enacting the Madonna/Britney "Me Against the Music" video. And Rachel in the Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" school girl outfit?!
TV Commentary:
Sons of Anarchy- Some interesting reveals here that I won't spoil. But I was most amused by the one guy's pr0n star gf wanting to help with the deal they had going with the Chinese. And what deal? SAMCRO wants that one black biker gang to spy on those Mexicans trying to come in and smuggle dope, but they want a bunch of AKs for their troubles. So, Clay negotiates with the Chinese, who don't have a shipment of AKs readily available, but will sell them some MP5s. SAMCRO doesn't have the money, so the Chinese will let the pieces go for a trade- they get their pr0n star contacts to do a "special show" for some of his friends, and they have to be hottie snowflakes, because he already has enough Asian hookers. Anyways, what amused me was Lyla was wanting to do it, not just to help out the club, but basically because she has only a few years left in the business before she stops looking like hottie jailbait and no longer get work. Only she phrased it "before I stop looking like everyone's kid sister" which is kinda a weird way to put it since that can have incestuous overtones. I guess she means "your buddy's kid sister" as opposed to your own sister. Because while ill-advised, at least its not illegal to bang your friend's sister. I was so surprised at the phrasing that I didn't go spcv('Nice!') which in turn shocked
Warehouse 13- Hmm, interesting end to the season. So, HG Wells gets a hold of some Minoan trident which she is trying to use on the Yellowstone Caldera to cause a global apocalypse because the world sucks and it should be purged and rebuilt. Myka ends up talking her down, telling HG she wanted them to stop her, since she gave so many clues to find her. So they stop her, and the whatever that group is whose name I forget but includes CCH Pounder and Romo Lampkin send HG off to somewhere even worse than Bronzing that they tell Pete and Myka they prolly don't want to know. But I guess its open enough that they could bring HG back.
But, Myka ends up quitting because she feels this whole thing is her screw up since she was HG's #1 fan. Which is an even more devastating blow for Pete, since he just got dumped by Vet girl. Why? Because HG tries to distract them by shipping Lizze Borden's compact to her. So she tries to kill Pete, but he and Claudia stop her and free her, but the whole experience freaks her out and she doesn't want Pete to tell her what he does and be his one. What's really rich is the way that compact works is it makes the person enthralled by it want to kill the thing they love most. So that's Pete. But unfortunately, his life is too wild for her, so she's out. So he loses his girlfriend, then his best friend/partner.
Other: So, Heavy posted their Top 20 Hottest Videos of all time. What, no Fiona Apple's "Criminal"? I don't care what people say, its sexy! Anyways, there were a few videos I hadn't heard of, that are indeed sexy. Like Eric Prydz's "Call On Me". Hey, not only does it have sexy chyx (who aren't jailbait looking, so there's proof I like all types!), the song is a sort of cover of Steve Winwood's "Valerie", so that's pretty awesome.