To Doobie Keebler and the money he took
Apr. 15th, 2010 01:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
geebsSo, had an appointment for a CAT scan today at 9am. Its about a 12 minute drive to the place, and I figured, I'll leave 745, that should leave me more than enough time to get there by 9. I'm a frayed knot! WTF!? How does what should be a 15 minute drive turn into an hour and 15 minute drive. Stupid rush hour traffic!
Of course, in typical doctor's office fashion, I get there right on time, and I'm still stuck in the waiting room for another half hour. Had the scan, but as the tech put in the IV needle for the contrast, she's all "Oh, so you're one of those people who likes to watch!" as if I'm some weirdo masochist or something. What's wrong about watching?! If someone is gonna be sticking me with needles, I like to see what's gonna be going on!
I also needed some blood work done. So I sit down, and the tech gets ready. I know the drill, I figure she'll pull out a test tube, maybe two. She pulls out a dozen!! WTF!? Luckily it was close to lunch time, so after, went down the road and hit perimeter, and killed some time there until it was time for the food court to open. Played with the ipad a little more. I dunno, maybe I'm a moron, but I just don't find the controls for these apple products intuitive. I mean, I eventually got used to the ipod control sceme, but navigating things like the ipad/phone/touch still isn't natural-feeling to me.
For lunch, replenished the blood loss with a cuban meatloaf samich and an oreo brownie blast for dessert. As I ate lunch, this hottie walks by in these ridiculously short-shorts that barely covered her butt and were tight as hell. Seriously, those things looked painted on, I basically knew exactly what her ass looked like. I figured when I went to post this someone would be all, "Post pics or it didn't happen". So, taking a page from the Chappelle Show, I walked up to her, introduced myself as John Leguizamo, star of such films as "Moulin Rouge!", "Romeo+Juliet", and "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar". I told her I was doing an upcoming E! special on "Great Atlanta Asses". She was proud to flaunt her derriere, and I was about to take a pic of her posterior for posterity, but then Mall Security came up and was all "You can't be doing that sir!" and threatened to kick us out if we didn't stop. Okay, not really.
But seriously, those shorts were totally ccv('Inappropriate!') for the mall. I mean, there was a group of kids sitting close by too! I saw them at the apple store earlier. Which means their teacher took them on an outing to the local mall?! What class takes field trips to the Apple Store?! It does not make cents!
And what's this a post that has nothing to do with TV? Okay, maybe some comments:
South Park- I liked how they tied so many things in. But I'm wondering, will they actually follow things up next week, or are they gonna pull that Terence and Phillip BS again?
Human Target- So, its the season finale. And hey, that one chick they always talked about ended up being played by Amy Acker. Always glad to see her in stuff. Okay, WTF?! We only saw Baptiste blow up the boat, we didn't see her on it. We didn't see a body. She's totally alive, isn't she? Maybe the Fall Guy got her somewhere safe, but died before he could tell Chance where she was, and she doesn't know how to safely get into contact with him. Or, either the Old Man or Lassiter has her. In any case, I'm sure they left it open so they can bring her back, mysteriously alive!
I mean, if this show ends up getting renewed, I obviously wouldn't be averse to seeing her on it again. Plus Layla (played by the babealicious Autumn Reeser)!
Of course, in typical doctor's office fashion, I get there right on time, and I'm still stuck in the waiting room for another half hour. Had the scan, but as the tech put in the IV needle for the contrast, she's all "Oh, so you're one of those people who likes to watch!" as if I'm some weirdo masochist or something. What's wrong about watching?! If someone is gonna be sticking me with needles, I like to see what's gonna be going on!
I also needed some blood work done. So I sit down, and the tech gets ready. I know the drill, I figure she'll pull out a test tube, maybe two. She pulls out a dozen!! WTF!? Luckily it was close to lunch time, so after, went down the road and hit perimeter, and killed some time there until it was time for the food court to open. Played with the ipad a little more. I dunno, maybe I'm a moron, but I just don't find the controls for these apple products intuitive. I mean, I eventually got used to the ipod control sceme, but navigating things like the ipad/phone/touch still isn't natural-feeling to me.
For lunch, replenished the blood loss with a cuban meatloaf samich and an oreo brownie blast for dessert. As I ate lunch, this hottie walks by in these ridiculously short-shorts that barely covered her butt and were tight as hell. Seriously, those things looked painted on, I basically knew exactly what her ass looked like. I figured when I went to post this someone would be all, "Post pics or it didn't happen". So, taking a page from the Chappelle Show, I walked up to her, introduced myself as John Leguizamo, star of such films as "Moulin Rouge!", "Romeo+Juliet", and "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar". I told her I was doing an upcoming E! special on "Great Atlanta Asses". She was proud to flaunt her derriere, and I was about to take a pic of her posterior for posterity, but then Mall Security came up and was all "You can't be doing that sir!" and threatened to kick us out if we didn't stop. Okay, not really.
But seriously, those shorts were totally ccv('Inappropriate!') for the mall. I mean, there was a group of kids sitting close by too! I saw them at the apple store earlier. Which means their teacher took them on an outing to the local mall?! What class takes field trips to the Apple Store?! It does not make cents!
And what's this a post that has nothing to do with TV? Okay, maybe some comments:
South Park- I liked how they tied so many things in. But I'm wondering, will they actually follow things up next week, or are they gonna pull that Terence and Phillip BS again?
Human Target- So, its the season finale. And hey, that one chick they always talked about ended up being played by Amy Acker. Always glad to see her in stuff. Okay, WTF?! We only saw Baptiste blow up the boat, we didn't see her on it. We didn't see a body. She's totally alive, isn't she? Maybe the Fall Guy got her somewhere safe, but died before he could tell Chance where she was, and she doesn't know how to safely get into contact with him. Or, either the Old Man or Lassiter has her. In any case, I'm sure they left it open so they can bring her back, mysteriously alive!
I mean, if this show ends up getting renewed, I obviously wouldn't be averse to seeing her on it again. Plus Layla (played by the babealicious Autumn Reeser)!
