whelmed

[geebs]

Ack, there's so much going on right now that I'm losing track of what I need to do! Slow down world! Oh, and I just realized the girls on those tours going around right now are prolly juniors going on seniors in HIGH SCHOOL, so I shouldn't be trying to check if there are any cuties among them.

Oh, and it was brought to my attention last night that I oft speak about ccv('Inappropriate!') subjects like sex in public. Well, not sex in public. I mean, in public (or places that are considered "family establishments"), I often (and too frankly) speak about inappropriate subject matter like sex. Is this true?

Comments

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

You're a male. It's an established fact you think with your dick. However, that doesn't preclude you from being polite in public.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

So the excuse, "I'm a guy! What do you expect?" isn't gonna cut it? But seriously now, I do try to watch myself, but I'm told I can be ig'nant or oblivious to where I am or who is around me at times! Owel, its not like I make lewd catcalls or anything. But I guess I should watch my language.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

No, it's not gonna cut it. Like I said, we know to expect such uncouth behavior, but it doesn't excuse it. You should watch your language around young impressionable kids, right wingers, and nuns.

Look both ways before crossing the street.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

I'll watch my tongue in front of the kids and the nuns, but I'm not censoring myself for the right wingers!

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Thinking better of it - yeah, go on ahead with the right wingers.

Also, don't piss off pregnant women. They'll kill you.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Pregnant women scare me! And no, not because I'm afraid I might be the father. Ha! They seem like they easily get angry at the littlest thing. Well, you women do that normally, but those ones that are preggers seem prodigiously strong.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Hormones and lugging around an extra person? I think they're justified. I think we're all justified!

[mike-b.livejournal.com]

and I just realized the girls on those tours going around right now are prolly juniors going on seniors in HIGH SCHOOL, so I shouldn't be trying to check if there are any cuties among them.

And the incoming freshmen this fall are all my little sister's age. How creepy for me. It's gonna make picking up tight little freshman girls a bit more difficult...

-Michael

[geebs.livejournal.com]

taov('A sister?!') Is she cute? Heh, and I wonder why everyone keeps their female relatives away from me! But seriously, ah know, raht? They're the same age as my brother. Of course everyone is all, "Why do you care, its not like its really gonna stop you!" Oh, how they villify me! Its a self-fulfilling prophecy!