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Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:39 pmOoh, the writer's block of the day question is: "Would you rather spend the weekend camping in the woods or at a luxury hotel? Why?"
That's an easy question, luxury hotel, of course. Especially if I'm not footing the bill! I mean, who wants to spend a weekend camping in the woods with the dirt and the bugs (spreading diseases and poisoning with their bites!) and the killer animals (lions, tigers, and bears, oh my! But also snakes and coyotes and wolves and sasquatches) and inbred cannibal-rapists and revenge-bent giant flesh golems?! Yeah, that sounds better than lounging around in a luxury suite with a special lady friend or three! Or at the very least ordering in and watching TV!
That's an easy question, luxury hotel, of course. Especially if I'm not footing the bill! I mean, who wants to spend a weekend camping in the woods with the dirt and the bugs (spreading diseases and poisoning with their bites!) and the killer animals (lions, tigers, and bears, oh my! But also snakes and coyotes and wolves and sasquatches) and inbred cannibal-rapists and revenge-bent giant flesh golems?! Yeah, that sounds better than lounging around in a luxury suite with a special lady friend or three! Or at the very least ordering in and watching TV!