corny!

[geebs]

What's up with corny people? Well, corny (not horny!) lovers. They're all "I miss you!" "No, I miss you more! I'm so sad I haven't seen you for an hour!" Oh, puh-leez! Haven't they heard of the expression, "absence makes the heart grow fonder"? And they also use that "L-word" with each other constantly. Gag me with a spoon, why don't you!

Comments

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Once they start slipping each other the tongue in front of you is when you need to start smacking them around for real.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

I don't mind that too much, since I can non-chalantly turn my head. But that wordy stuff, you can't really close your ears without being obvious. Besides, I think words are way cornier.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

As if people snacking on tongue don't make noise!