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[geebs]

I was going to talk about how hungry I was when I remembered I didn't have my morning pop tarts yet. So I'm having some apple cinnamon pop tarts right now. But its not enough! I want something more meaty. And all I have for lunch is a bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries and "pasta alfredo" Bowl Appetit! There are some jumbo franks in the fridge at home. I could sure go for a couple of those with spicy brown mustard. And chili! I think Krug is making ziti with eye-talian sausage for dinner. Ah can't wait! But getting back to hot dogs, it sucks you can't mix and match toppings. Well, a slaw and chili dog isn't too bad. Extremely messy though. Speaking of messy, I'd like to have a manwich or some sloppy joes one of these days. Oh, and there are Scooby snacks at the store. But they're for animals, not people. Even though they had peeps eat them in the movie! Little kids will start eating dog food!

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[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

I ate a milkbone biscuit once. Not because someone dared me, just because I could. And I was about 16.

I wouldn't feed those to a dog I had. They've got a taste like cardboard.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

I think I tried a piece of dog food once. I mean, it doesn't look altogether unappetizing, and it sounds tasty (4 kinds of farm animal meat!) But it tastes disgusting. I think animals are getting ripped off. Or is it their owners? Here they are thinking they're getting a delightful formage of cow, pig, horse, and lamb, but instead they get this gross thing. I'm appalled!