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This stupid mouse is starting to annoy me. Perhaps I should replace it. Anyways, got a haircut after work yesterday. Ended up waiting for an hour since there was only one guy there. So I killed time reading ishes of YM and Seventeen. Ah, the hilarity that ensues in the daily life of the American teenage girl! Although some of the embarassing moments they write in about are pretty lame. I mean, seriously, do they think anyone is gonna care that they did something semi-embarassing in front of that cute guy they had a crush on in 10 years?! Its not the end of the world kiddies! As for me reading issues of YM and Seventeen, there's no other magazines there! I mean, if they had issues of Maxim or Road and Track or Guns and Weapons for Law Enforcement, I'd be reading those. But they don't, so you have to make do with what you have. Anyhoo, the hair is back to its preferred length. And as always, feel free to run your hands through it, ladies!

Had a couple of weird dreams last night. The first one I don't remember too well. It had something to do with my dad moonlighting as a cab driver and he had this rich yuppie passenger that got offended by something he said so the guy started threatening to ruin my dad's career, so I went out to hunt this guy down and kill him.

The second one is a little more risque. I dreamt I was having this affair with Rachel's little sister. (Don't worry, she's around 19 now!) The entire dream, we kept trying to steal moments during the day to be together secretly. (Oh, I took a break from typing this to talk to one of my co-workers. And while we're talking this gigantic roach walks in. It was huge. My co-worker was in the middle of talking and he notices my eyes go wide. I mean, it was so big I was skeptical it was even a roach! Its dead now.) Anyways, after a few liasons, I'm with her teaching martial arts. So we're doing a demonstration, where she takes a swing at me and I weave around the punch and get her in a headlock. So we do that, and then we fall into a chair so she's sitting on my lap. She starts grinding her butt into my crotch, and visa-versa. But we're doing it so its not that observable, because it turns out we're in front of a class of students. So we're grinding, but I'm talking like everything's normal, teaching this martial arts class. It was crazy!