geebs | racing and John Leguizamo

So I'm watching Conan right now (the talk show host, not the Barbarian) and his first guest is John Leguizamo. I went to a Publix once and was buying stamps when the cashier looks at me funny and says, "Aren't you John Leguizamo?" Personally, I don't see the resemblance.

Anyways, played stoplight chicken on my way to work. That's when you're on a two lane road and
it merges almost immediately into a one lane road right beyond the light so you have people trying to beat each other right out of the light. They started adding new spaces on campus since they're running out of parking. So they just painted over the right lanes on either side of hemphill and turned them into parking spaces. Bad idea, since now you have people racing to merge into the one lane.

Anyways, I was at the light, and see some frat boy in his SUV pull up on my right. I had a feeling he was gonna try and overtake me, and sure enough once the light turned green, we took off. He managed to overtake me right before the bars. That bastard! I've never lost this game before. I was skeptical! Being a sore loser, as he turned off I screamed a few expletives at him. It was straight because of our machines. He just had better acceleration, because I floored it and didn't even touch the brakes. Owel. I was very disappointed.