thinking, thinking, thinking, oh yeah!

[geebs]

At Roaster's last night, as the hostess was taking us to our table, she accidentally dropped the menus and bent down in front of us to pick them up. When we sat down, Krug was all, "I bet you were thinking she did that on purpose to give you a show because she's hot for you." Granted, I was, but I'm offended that people automagically assume I'm thinking stuff like that! And walking through a crowd, people assume I automatically notice in this order 1) nymphets, and 2) interracial and/or gay couples. Which they translate into geebs mindspeak as "the plot thickens!" and "scandalous!" Of course, who should be more disturbed, me for being predictable, or them for being able to think like me? I think I'm infectious!

Disclaimer: just because I say "scandalous!" above doesn't mean I have anything against gays or interracial couples! Far from it! Its a joke, people! I mean, obviously, I have no problem with lezzies, so why should I have a problem with gays? People are people! And why would I have anything against interracial dating? I'm a colored myself, and the last few girls I've made a play for were white! Its like the United Colors of Benneton or a Saturn commercial in my world!

Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbells!

Comments

[mike-b.livejournal.com]

Did you by any chance pick up "scandalous!" from Recesss?

-Michael

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm trying to figure out where I got that from. I mean, I think all of my sayings are from TV or movies, but there are a few that I can't place. Though when I hear scandalous in my head, I imagine it being said by some old church lady/fishwife or a flamboyantly gay guy.