a little trick called "I'm a genius!"

[geebs]

I know I've said it before, but even I marvel at how great my genius is. I mean, I'll think I've peaked and think, "surely I can get no greater than this!" But then something will happen that takes me to a higher plateau! Can it be possible for one to be this great?

(yeah, I made this exact same post to gtg, but I'm still wanting to brag to more people about how great I am!)

Comments

[geebs.livejournal.com]

What can I say, its been a pretty nice day so far, so I'm feeling a little cocky.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Go take the compatability test. Because I said so. It's a few posts of mine back in my LJ.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Alas, only 69%. That's like a "D"! Does this mean I don't get a prize?

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

No soup for you. What a convenient number. Sure you didn't just plan for that? Sick-o!

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Ha, I didn't even notice that initially! (Which is suprising considering its me we're talking about here!) So who's got their mind in the gutter now? And how do you know you weren't just projecting?

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

See, sometimes I know how the male mind works. Not all the time, but sometimes.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Well, of course! Because sometimes (or rather, most times) men think about sex! Oh, its true, its true! And that's how men differ from each other, in what they think about the rest of the time when they're not thinking about sex. And any guy who says otherwise is just trying to get into some girl's pants by pretending to be a goody-goody.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Honesty. It's so refreshing.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Its also the best policy! Anyways, why make any illusions? I mean, that's the way things are. No reason to be ashamed of it, its human nature! (Of course, now I'm trying to be Mr. "tells it like it is, put it all out front" Man. Freaky, its almost subconcious!)