On the twelfth day of Christmas,
geebs sent to me...
Twelve strippers drumming
Eleven burgers piping
Ten cars a-leaping
Nine alias dancing
Eight heroes a-regulating
Seven schoolgirls a-sniping
Six girls a-fighting
Five ro-o-o-omantic comedies
Four video games
Three gilmore girls
Two snake eyes
...and a tv in a nubility.
Hmm, interesting.