geebs | We can't afford to be innocent, stand up and face the enemy!

Is it really going to be in the 70s this weekend? That's frickin' ridiculous. Like I said in a previous post, wasn't it in the frickin' teens going into last weekend?! The weather around here is just insane. At least in NY it was consistent. Last week, taking my usual walk to clear my head, I was freezing my face off. Today, I see some snowflake cutie walking around in a skimpy midriff bearing outfit. Is it global warming? El Nino?

Got back from work a couple of hours ago, doing some laundry right now. Surprisingly, I haven't been killing the time waiting for it to be done by playing SW2. Not that I'm done with the game, far from it. Everyone's level 50 now, so I've been working on getting all the skills and maxing out all the bodyguards (I'm sick, I know). I still need to get Mitsunari, Ieyasu, and Okuni's 4ths as well as unlocking the special horses and Katsuie. But i'm not in the mood for mass slaughter right now (who'd have thunk?) Instead, I'm watching eps of Freaks and Geeks (Its weird seeing Rashida Jones from the Office playing a high schooler. Not that she's old looking, but she wasn't even a high schooler in Boston Public!) and Rylor fan vids (Rylor is a much better sounding 'ship portmanteau than "Taryan"). Geez, could I be any more lame? But they're just so cute together! And keeping with the High Fidelity-inspired top 5 lists of stuff I've been doing here as of late (now I'm not meaning lists inspired by High Fidelity, it just inspired the listing of stuff), here's my top 5 TV couplings, in no particular order:

1) Rylor (Ryan/Taylor, The OC)
2) Sethummer (Seth/Summer,The OC)
3) Jam (Jim/Pam, The Office)
4) LoVe (Logan/Veronica, Veronica Mars)
5) PJ (Pacey/Joey, Dawson's Creek)

Is it me, or is this the gayest thing I've ever posted? So I should post about something more manly to bring up the hetero quotient and balance things out. Something about sports, or cars, or guns, or banging hot chyx, or eating greasy, unhealthy food and not caring, or kicking ass. So this one time, back in NY, I was hanging out with the old gang- Doc, Clay-Dogg, Big Paulie, Ray Ray and Guinea Pete, at this pool hall. So we're shooting pool, drinking beer, and I was so hungry I ordered a bacon double cheeseburger slathered with mayo and BBQ sauce and served on a dirty ashtray. Anyways, i'm trying to enjoy my burger when I notice some knaves hassling this sexy-mad cutie. I think she was Italian, or some kinda Spanish. Anyways, I tell them to leave the girl alone, and one of them's all, "What are you going to do about it?" and knocked my burger to the floor. So I calmly pick up the nearest poolstick and crack it over his head. His friends are all, "WTF?!" One of the guys is all, "You're dead, MFer!" and then Guinea Pete taps him on the shoulder. The guy turns around and Pete slugs him one. Its on. Me and the boys totally whipped their ass and sent them home cryin to their mamas!

Famished after the fight, and having lost my burger, we took our leave (since the proprieter of the pool hall was kinda pissed even though we gave him a couple of C-notes for the trouble) and ordered a pepperoni, sausage, and extra cheese pizza at the pizza place around the corner. The Italian or some kinda Spanish hottie follows us and was all thankful and I'm all, "No problem!" Anyways, she had some hot friends with her and they joined us. While the guys got to know some of her hot friends, the girl tells me her name is Angie and introduces me to her cute cousin Michelle. We hit it off, and eventually I show them my classic GTO parked down the street. Turns out Angie and Michelle were big into cars and being in the presence of a bad-ass like myself and my cool car, they were getting totally hot! Then we drove over to the East Side Motel, and I totally had a threesome with them. True story!