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geebsI re-iterate again, how can you not like mayonnaise!? I actually don't mind it on burgers. But pizza, blech! But really, it just makes samiches better! And is an egg-celent dipping sauce for fries and rings.
And do you know what else they should serve more of? Garlic butter sauce! Sure it'll kill you, but its great with bread! And other things, ah'm sure, like hotties-hots. To para-phrase Mr. Parsons, "I'd like to pour garlic butter sauce all over her and have a heart attack licking it off!" But seriously though, they should butter up the buns on the Vortex good morning burger rip-off. Is it the cardiac arrest or the heart attack? One's the vortex burger, the other is the meat-lover's rip-off from Grand Central Pizza.
And speaking of pizza, it makes me so mad that they do the Oven car all wrong in the commmercials (yes, I apologize if you've heard this rant before, but it just makes me so mad!!) Why the hell would you put the driver in the oven?!! You make a separate compartment for the pizza oven! Or why would you plug the oven in at the restaurant! Wouldn't it make much more sense to have it run off the vehicles power! Those folks are trying to make you think that the oven car is a totally impossible idea when it really isn't.
And do you know what else they should serve more of? Garlic butter sauce! Sure it'll kill you, but its great with bread! And other things, ah'm sure, like hotties-hots. To para-phrase Mr. Parsons, "I'd like to pour garlic butter sauce all over her and have a heart attack licking it off!" But seriously though, they should butter up the buns on the Vortex good morning burger rip-off. Is it the cardiac arrest or the heart attack? One's the vortex burger, the other is the meat-lover's rip-off from Grand Central Pizza.
And speaking of pizza, it makes me so mad that they do the Oven car all wrong in the commmercials (yes, I apologize if you've heard this rant before, but it just makes me so mad!!) Why the hell would you put the driver in the oven?!! You make a separate compartment for the pizza oven! Or why would you plug the oven in at the restaurant! Wouldn't it make much more sense to have it run off the vehicles power! Those folks are trying to make you think that the oven car is a totally impossible idea when it really isn't.
