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What the frick, how did I not know that Tom Friendly was Roscoe in the Dukes of Hazzard movie? Do I even watch TV and movies?! In my defense, I haven't seen the movie in a long time. I'm still skeptical James Roday was the one race car driver dude. (I mean, obviously, he was, but I'll believe it when I see it!) The actress who plays the Katie chick is like my dream girl in real life- she's cute, she was on one of my favorite teen dramas (the OC), she's an avid gamer/geek, and she watches Glee as well as several other of the same shows. Those are all good qualities! I mean, if she was a gun enthusiast, liked karaoke/rock banding, and not a vegetarian/vegan to boot (not that I have a problem with such people, but it would make it a pain in the ass to find a place where we could eat, and I likes to eat), she'd be perfect.

So, apparently my dream girl is a cute geek girl who likes to eat meat, shoot guns, play video games (especially Rock Band), and watches the same shows I do (bonus points if she ships the same ships) and likes to sing along to musicals and Glee. I wonder if I put that on the "looking for" section of a dating profile, if I'd find anyone who fit that. Well that, and not go running for the hills when they discover my... proclivities.

Speaking of Glee, AfterEllen posted their Rachel and Quinn's seven best more than friend moments. Those are all good choices, but they forgot the hallway scene in On My Way, which is like their gayest scene ever- Quinn asking Rachel how she looked in the cheerleader outfit when Kurt and Blaine just told her not a few seconds before she looked hott, the whole "you were singing to Finn and only Finn, right?" (how else are people supposed to interpret that question?!), and the look on Quinn's face when she hugs Rachel? If there was any scene on the show that ever made it look like Quinn was secretly pining for Rachel, its that one.

Oh, why the hell did the cable guide say MIOBI was new last night when it wasn't? Since its been almost a year since the last ep, I watched last night's episode for like 15 minutes before I realized it was a repeat!

Hmm, Warriors Orochi 3 is coming out on the 27th. Its only available via download for the PS3, whereas its an actual disk on the 360. Apparently because there's no english dub track, and SCEA won't release games on discs that are not in English.

Its has everyone ever, and for those who were in the latest titles, its their look from DW7:XL and SW3:XL. Which means Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Xiahou Dun have their DW7:XL movesets. But additionally, it sounds like a couple of other characters are using their weapons from Dynasty Warriors Next (the DW game for the Vita), so Xu Huang has his great axe and Yue Ying has her scythe, which is awesome. And I guess Pang De has a mace instead of the twin axes, and the corpulent Dong Zhou has his bombs. Owel, I actually liked DZ's EX move with the flail though, the nut kick to sitting on them camel clutch style, and doing the camel clutch until he snapped their neck. It was so brutal!

But I guess I have to get it now! 120 characters though, I haven't even maxed out everyone in DW7:XL yet. But I'm close, I can easily do that part before WO3 comes out.

Cool, free cookies from Asian co-op girl! I'm such a dick, I shoulda helped her with the door since her hands were full. But DW beat me to it.

I feel so deliciously white trash

So, Rascal Flatts latest vid is an ode to the banjo, aptly named "Banjo":

Is it me, or does Glen Campbell's daughter Ashley look totes hott here playing the banjo? Heh, I used to get Glen Campbell mixed up with Glenn Frey, and amusingly enough, I told zarathustra94 about it, and he thought I was referring to Glenn Miller. xv('Brother of Menelaus!')

If Degrassi's on the field, play ball!

So, they finally released Cao Ren's buckler blade and Da Qiao's "pugil sticks" from DW Strike Force as DLC in DW7. The buckler blade is actually pretty cool (and the highest level weapon is death element), so I'm kinda disappointed when they de-cloned the flail folks for WO3, they changed Dong Zhou's weapon from flail to bombs rather than give Cao Ren his buckler blade back.

So while folding my laundry, I had to leave the telly on something, but my shows on Wednesday don't start until 9pm, so I put it on OTH. Okay, I haven't watched One Tree Hill in a while, but when did this show become so cray?! Well, the show has always been pretty outrageous with Dan's heart transplant getting eaten by a dog, Peyton's fake half brother, and crazy Nanny Carrie, and the chick who looked just like Clay's dead wife, who's ghost he was seeing for the longest time. But apparently this season Nate got kidnapped by Russian mobsters and was missing for several eps? Seriously, how many crazy people do these characters have come after them?!

Anyways, so Dan's murdered his brother, and he did off Nanny Carrie to protect his family. But he's still an ordinary man. Well, obviously, killing people is not normal, I meant he's a killer but its not like he's some bad-ass soldier type. But this ep, he basically walks into the warehouse Nate's being kept, and basically shotguns the frick out of bad guys left and right. And you know who's not a killer? Chris Keller. He was basically used in previous eps as an obstacle to Haley and Nate, and sometimes as comic relief as the cocky skirt chaser. And he basically rams a gangster into the wall with a car. (Needless to say, the guy ended up very dead!)

And then in the end, you have Nate outdrawing a professional criminal, and Julian sneaking up and braining a dirty cop with a big-ass wrench. Meanwhile, Brooke's being attacked by that guy who killed Quentin way back when, but lucky her nemesis tazed him, and then once he's down Brooke proceeds to torture him with the tazer! What show is this?! Didn't this show start out about a couple of brothers who played basketball? When did it turn into 24?!