Great, now I have to build a friggin' coffin!

At the grocery store the other day, I was perusing the gun mags and saw the Mossberg Roadblocker. While I've always liked the Remington 870 over the Mossberg 500-series, the Roadblocker does look bad-ass with that big-ass muzzle break that looks like its taken off a .50 cal rifle.

TV commentary:

Reaper- Ben's new demon-gf is kinda cute. Acutally, she looks a little like Rush from Cold Case (i.e. crazy zealot Najara from Xena). ( spoiler cut )

NCIS- Okay, that was the most confusing ep of NCIS ever. ( spoiler cut )

SVU- Okay, I get why Matthew Lillard was dressed like he was out of the 50s, but what was up with the weird mustache? ( spoiler cut )

You got the punching power of a drunken baby

So Askmen has the top 10 guys you're allowed to have a mancrush on:

10) Gordon Ramsay
9) Christian Bale
8) Georges St-Pierre
7) Bear Grylls
6) Clint Eastwood
5) LeBron James
4) Jay-Z
3) George Clooney
2) Don Draper
1) Barack Obama

Okay, I can see the top three, and Christian Bale. Where's Brad Pitt, or Matt Damon, or Michael Jordan or Denzel or Taye Diggs (jdv('OMG, do I have a black thing?'))? I mean, I would think they'd be more crush-worthy than some of the guys on this list.

And is it me, or was that totally gay?! So, to end on a more hetero note, here's Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Leighton "Sweet Knees" (b/c she'll always be sweet knees to me) Meister getting all lesbianic on this month's Rolling Stone and Anna Faris almost showing underboob in the spcv('Nice') outfit she's sporting on her GQ photoshoot. Speaking of, what's with her new movie with Seth Rogen, "Observe and Report"? Didn't the King of Queens already do a Mall Cop movie recently? But I guess Seth Rogen is funnier than the King of Queens. Still, were people really clamoring for more mall cop comedies?

We were having a who's hornier contest, and accidentally spilled massage oil on ourselves

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