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Damn, I'm hungry. All I had for dinner was a microwave five cheese pizza and some tostitos. That's one of the sucky things about being on nights, my food choices are limited to whatever I bring with me. I mean, places like Waffle House and Checkers are opened 24 hours or really late, but Checkers especially looks shady at night. Last time I was at their drive thru at 3am I had my hand on a weapon the whole time, what with all the thuggish looking people hanging out there at that time. Is the Mcdonalds on Northside open 24 hours? I seem to remember someone saying something to that effect.

I could really go for a double bacon cheeseburger topped with chili or something right now, but I'll have to settle for a Stouffer's salisbury steak and mac and cheese with some chips from the vending machine.

TV commentary:

( Monk )

( SGA )

( Psych )

Wait, there's a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2?! I mean, what other misadventures can Joan of Arcadia, Ugly Betty, Rory Gilmore and Serena Van Der Woodsen get into while wearing magic pants?!

I am an old codger

If you're going out with someone and are trying to keep the relationship a secret, why would you do "it" in a movie theater?! For one thing, gross, that's just not sanitary for anyone. And what are you, animals? You can't find a more private place to get your rocks off?! Anyways, if one does engage in such tawdry behavior in such a public place, particularly one where their peers are likely to be, one should not be surprised at getting caught and having their secret exposed!

Oh, and if you're a cutie who video blogs (or vlogs, in the parlance of our times), why would you make a post about how you had no dates on Valentine's Day and lament your single status to the entire internet? That's the surest way to get your inbox flooded with computer dorks trying to get with you! I guess there may be a prince among the frogs, but not likely.

Speaking of blogging and wot-not, what's up with the things these kids put up on their pages nowadays? I mean, some of these pics are ridiculously racy, these girls running around in their underwear and salacious outfits! Are people nowadays just more sexualized and are more comfortable with showing such things, or were they always like this, and they just didn't have such an outlet since the internet wasn't as prevalent back in the days of yore?