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geebsTV commentary:
Riverdale- Heh, one of the things that cracks me up on this show is Cheryl referring to her mom as a "courtesan". Sorry Red, this isn't the Renaissance, your mother is a hooker! Crazy ep though! As people expected Agent Adams is a big old faker! So he keeps putting the screws to Archie, even "showing up" at the house investigating his dad for hiring illegal CANADIAN immigrants to make it clear to Archie if he doesn't get results he'll make things difficult for his dad.
Eventually Archie can't take it and tells Hiram everything. Hiram says he'll handle it, and then later, the Lodge's driver comes by to take Archie to see the boss. Who turns out to be... Hermione! And Adams works for her, this was all a loyalty test, which he passed and so she welcomes him to the family.
V seems to be showing she's her mother's daughter though. She tries to broker a peace between her parents and FP, though its not successful. Because Jug is going to write an article to shine a light on Sierra possibly by having shady business deals with the Lodges, the mayor freaks out and tells them enough is enough, she's done taking risks.
So Hermione and Hiram get ready to expose her affair with the Sheriff, but V doesn't want to ruin her like that. She warns the Mayor so she can get ahead of it, which Sierra does by stepping down. She's all, the stress of the Black Hood and the stuff with the serpents has been too much, so she's vacating the office to go back to being a lawyer. The Lodges asks their daughter if she has anything to do with this, and she straight up lies to their faces!
While all this is happening, you have the Cooper mess. Betty helps Alice get rid of the body, who freaking dumps it in "her favorite secret place when she was a child". Like I get it was a secret place, but you prolly don't want to dump the body somewhere connected to you. And even after all this, these morons do their best to get friggin caught.
Betty goes back to the body, takes the guy's phone(!), and takes it back home. I mean, they claim Betty "disabled" the GPS, but its still unwise. Hilariously, she figures out the guy isn't an angry client of Chic, but his dealer, and when Betty confronts him, he starts to cry and she's all bullshit! She totally screams at him saying no ones falling for the waterworks. Heh!
But yeah, she calls everyone on the phone, saying she "found" the phone, trying to figure out if he has a family. And then she tells Jughead since its weighing heavily on her mind, and then these freaking geniuses only just notice the guy's car is parked across the street when the meter maid comes by. And Jughead totally tells her its his car. Then he and Betty drive off in it and dump it in a lake.
Complicating matter is Hal sniffing around continuing to be pissed at Chic. But, Cheryl just told Betty about their parents affair, so Betty uses that to get him to go away. And then finally she and her mom go to FP, who gets the body and dumps it in lye.
Oh, and this whole time Chic is lurking in the background being all sinister. Like while his mother and sister are off with the the Jones, he's at home, giddily cutting Hal out of family pictures. Is this all part of some sick master plan?
Riverdale- Heh, one of the things that cracks me up on this show is Cheryl referring to her mom as a "courtesan". Sorry Red, this isn't the Renaissance, your mother is a hooker! Crazy ep though! As people expected Agent Adams is a big old faker! So he keeps putting the screws to Archie, even "showing up" at the house investigating his dad for hiring illegal CANADIAN immigrants to make it clear to Archie if he doesn't get results he'll make things difficult for his dad.
Eventually Archie can't take it and tells Hiram everything. Hiram says he'll handle it, and then later, the Lodge's driver comes by to take Archie to see the boss. Who turns out to be... Hermione! And Adams works for her, this was all a loyalty test, which he passed and so she welcomes him to the family.
V seems to be showing she's her mother's daughter though. She tries to broker a peace between her parents and FP, though its not successful. Because Jug is going to write an article to shine a light on Sierra possibly by having shady business deals with the Lodges, the mayor freaks out and tells them enough is enough, she's done taking risks.
So Hermione and Hiram get ready to expose her affair with the Sheriff, but V doesn't want to ruin her like that. She warns the Mayor so she can get ahead of it, which Sierra does by stepping down. She's all, the stress of the Black Hood and the stuff with the serpents has been too much, so she's vacating the office to go back to being a lawyer. The Lodges asks their daughter if she has anything to do with this, and she straight up lies to their faces!
While all this is happening, you have the Cooper mess. Betty helps Alice get rid of the body, who freaking dumps it in "her favorite secret place when she was a child". Like I get it was a secret place, but you prolly don't want to dump the body somewhere connected to you. And even after all this, these morons do their best to get friggin caught.
Betty goes back to the body, takes the guy's phone(!), and takes it back home. I mean, they claim Betty "disabled" the GPS, but its still unwise. Hilariously, she figures out the guy isn't an angry client of Chic, but his dealer, and when Betty confronts him, he starts to cry and she's all bullshit! She totally screams at him saying no ones falling for the waterworks. Heh!
But yeah, she calls everyone on the phone, saying she "found" the phone, trying to figure out if he has a family. And then she tells Jughead since its weighing heavily on her mind, and then these freaking geniuses only just notice the guy's car is parked across the street when the meter maid comes by. And Jughead totally tells her its his car. Then he and Betty drive off in it and dump it in a lake.
Complicating matter is Hal sniffing around continuing to be pissed at Chic. But, Cheryl just told Betty about their parents affair, so Betty uses that to get him to go away. And then finally she and her mom go to FP, who gets the body and dumps it in lye.
Oh, and this whole time Chic is lurking in the background being all sinister. Like while his mother and sister are off with the the Jones, he's at home, giddily cutting Hal out of family pictures. Is this all part of some sick master plan?
