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[geebs]

I was looking for something on my old posts archive for gtg and found this little snippet in a series of posts I made trying to convince Phat Joe to let me make a movie of his times as a Stingerette driver:

Hyperphat <hyperphat@phatjoe.com> was flipping the scripts because they spaketh:
:>>>>> Emas G wrote:
:> Hey, the area around tech can be pretty dangerous at night!
: I've gotten into two accidents in Stingerette and had a homeless woman proposition me as the police came up behind me.

You twist the truth! Make one an attempted car-jacking that you thwart, and the other the result of a car chase. And instead of homeless woman, make it a hottie teenage heroin addict. And you, the hero, decline her proposition but help her get the help she needs to get off drugs and change her life for the better.

Its all about twisting the truth. Once, I called my cousin up, and her roomie picked up the phone. As I was talking, she said "I'm sorry, you caught me in the middle of the shower." and I of course said "Laryngitis."and we hung up. Though later I learned from my cousin that she thought I sounded cute. So, the more exciting retelling of the story would go something like this:

I call, ask about my cousin, and she apologizes with, "I'm sorry, you caught me in the middle of my shower, so I'm standing here wet and naked. But you sound so sexy...". From here, I can say we talked dirty for five minutes and I got her so worked up, when the girl next door comes in wanting to borrow a book, she gets excited by the fact that she walked in on this nekkid chick, and the roomie is already hot, so they have hot lesbo sex.

Comments

Who?

[isabel79.livejournal.com]

Which one of your many cousins roomies is this? If it was mine, I don't remember. Anyway, one time you did call, my roomie was all giddy cause 1. I never get phone calls. 2. It was from a guy. I told her you were my cousin and the giddy look turned into one of disappointment. She then said, "Oh well, it's still love." No offense but, ew!

Re: Who?

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Actually, its your sister. I called her up once when she was in engineering camp, but she wasn't around, and her roommate answered the phone right after stepping out of the shower.