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geebsTV commentary:
Pretty Little Liars- Heh, the Liars' treatment of Jenna never fails to crack me up. They were the ones who blinded her! And maybe I'm forgetting some things, but while she has seemed shady in the past, she's mostly been a red herring. Like nothing she's done has ever come close to them blinding her or killing her girlfriend. But they're still hilariously bitchy to her! I mean, Showers Harvey dies and Jenna's like crying, and they're all, "What a fake bitch!" HA!
Speaking of, we find out the mysterious event Toby alluded to a few eps ago- Toby and Jenna were on a family vacation together during the 5 year time skip, and she apologized for the whole blackmailing into fucking her thing. But then she tries to put the moves on him again. And he was all, get lost, lady! So needless to say, things have been quite awkward ever since.
Another possible secret thing between two folks? Jason and Aria! Jason is back in town and he is pissed at Mary, as he finds her just as culpable as Eliot and doesn't trust her at all. Looks like Ali wasn't the only one cleaned out, so was his charity. Anyways, he sees Aria, who tells him she's engaged, and they allude to a "them" at some point in the past, which they've kept secret from everyone else, particularly Ali and Ezra. So did they get together during the time skip?
In any case, during the most awkward dinner ever where Ali tries to bring Jason around to being cool with Mary, and Jason brought Aria to help him convince Ali that Mary's bad news, they find out about a secret storm cellar at Ali and Jason's aunt's cabin.
The Liars sans Aria (who has decided to elope with Ezra in Tuscany) search it, and find a whole bunch of files Jessica kept on everybody, trying to figure out what happened to Ali. Interestingly enough, two files are missing, Aria's and Noel's (the latter of which AD burns in the end tag) They also discover Mary has another kid, around their age. But who could it be?
They're interrupted by Spencer's car alarm going off, and the key is missing (if its a keyless ignition system, why was the key missing? Spence is all, "the key is not here!" shouldn't it be in her pocket) so she tells the girls they should all get in the car and close the doors to make the alarm turn off. Of course, as soon as they're in, AD locks them in and makes them think they're about to get blown up. But AD instead blows up the storm cellar.
Other stuff- someone breaks into Toby's trailer and beats up Yvonne to get at that one file. Which Spencer and Hanna discover was taken by Noel when they're breaking into Jenna's room to get at her laptop to see if they could find some clues. She later warns Toby to just leave town and live happily ever after with Yvonne, after denying knowing who attacked Yvonne. And it sounds like Toby decides to get out of town before something worse happens. Spencer is of course, still heartbroken.
Caleb does finally find out Hanna is no longer engaged. And Emily tries to give Pam a fun night out. Which Pam feels guilty about what with her husband being dead and all. Em tells her her dad would want Pam to move on. And so she parties with a possibly lesbian bridal party having a wild night out. They send the Fields girls some drinks, and at first I was worried maybe they were spiked, as they made a point of showing Pam grabbing the drink set in front of Em. But if there was something wrong with that drink, we don't see the result of that this week.
Pretty Little Liars- Heh, the Liars' treatment of Jenna never fails to crack me up. They were the ones who blinded her! And maybe I'm forgetting some things, but while she has seemed shady in the past, she's mostly been a red herring. Like nothing she's done has ever come close to them blinding her or killing her girlfriend. But they're still hilariously bitchy to her! I mean, Showers Harvey dies and Jenna's like crying, and they're all, "What a fake bitch!" HA!
Speaking of, we find out the mysterious event Toby alluded to a few eps ago- Toby and Jenna were on a family vacation together during the 5 year time skip, and she apologized for the whole blackmailing into fucking her thing. But then she tries to put the moves on him again. And he was all, get lost, lady! So needless to say, things have been quite awkward ever since.
Another possible secret thing between two folks? Jason and Aria! Jason is back in town and he is pissed at Mary, as he finds her just as culpable as Eliot and doesn't trust her at all. Looks like Ali wasn't the only one cleaned out, so was his charity. Anyways, he sees Aria, who tells him she's engaged, and they allude to a "them" at some point in the past, which they've kept secret from everyone else, particularly Ali and Ezra. So did they get together during the time skip?
In any case, during the most awkward dinner ever where Ali tries to bring Jason around to being cool with Mary, and Jason brought Aria to help him convince Ali that Mary's bad news, they find out about a secret storm cellar at Ali and Jason's aunt's cabin.
The Liars sans Aria (who has decided to elope with Ezra in Tuscany) search it, and find a whole bunch of files Jessica kept on everybody, trying to figure out what happened to Ali. Interestingly enough, two files are missing, Aria's and Noel's (the latter of which AD burns in the end tag) They also discover Mary has another kid, around their age. But who could it be?
They're interrupted by Spencer's car alarm going off, and the key is missing (if its a keyless ignition system, why was the key missing? Spence is all, "the key is not here!" shouldn't it be in her pocket) so she tells the girls they should all get in the car and close the doors to make the alarm turn off. Of course, as soon as they're in, AD locks them in and makes them think they're about to get blown up. But AD instead blows up the storm cellar.
Other stuff- someone breaks into Toby's trailer and beats up Yvonne to get at that one file. Which Spencer and Hanna discover was taken by Noel when they're breaking into Jenna's room to get at her laptop to see if they could find some clues. She later warns Toby to just leave town and live happily ever after with Yvonne, after denying knowing who attacked Yvonne. And it sounds like Toby decides to get out of town before something worse happens. Spencer is of course, still heartbroken.
Caleb does finally find out Hanna is no longer engaged. And Emily tries to give Pam a fun night out. Which Pam feels guilty about what with her husband being dead and all. Em tells her her dad would want Pam to move on. And so she parties with a possibly lesbian bridal party having a wild night out. They send the Fields girls some drinks, and at first I was worried maybe they were spiked, as they made a point of showing Pam grabbing the drink set in front of Em. But if there was something wrong with that drink, we don't see the result of that this week.
