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[geebs]

VH-1 is showing that 100 greatest love songs with JLH right now. Since David has headphones on right now and there's a lot of ambient machine noise, he prolly can't hear me singing along. (I am so lame.) But really, I always thought a wedding singer would be a cool side job. Or a lounge singer. You know, where you can be all "Storytellers" and be like telling a charming little story to some engrossed audience, and then start belting out some song of relevance.

Getting back to the special, why do they have JLH as host and Issac Hayes as narrator? Its seems excessive. You'd think they'd have just one person who would be both host and narrator.

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[psyched-out.livejournal.com]

at the very least, they should have jlh lip-sync isaac's parts...

and how's this for lounge singer:

[after crooning out cracker's "low"]
thank you, thank you--but seriously folks, i do love cracker--especially with cheese!
[uproarious laughter as your outro music plays]
good night folks, i'll be here all week!

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Gah! You're mean! It makes me physically ill whenever I think about that! I'm such an idiot!

[psyched-out.livejournal.com]

[light applause]
thank you, you're a wonderful crowd--its so nice for you to join me on such a wintery night when so many are at home covered up in blankets and with the flu--and speaking of the flu, here's a song with a memory that always makes me physically sick when i think about it--i believe it goes something like this...

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Ha, you're a regular comedian, OJ!