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[geebs]

Boy, my brain is fried today! I'm leaving out words and/or letters when I type, using I instead of I'm, I even said there instead of their at least thrice. And I'm mixing up all my words. I'll do something stupid and say to myself, "What am I, a fucking moron?" Only it comes out, "What I am, fucking a moron?" And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not gonna discriminate against the intellectually challenged.

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[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

*hits you on the forehead*

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Hey, what was that for? I'm not like an old TV or something. And such actions could leave an unsightly mark on my heroic countenance.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

*smacks again*

Need better reception.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Heh, one way I used to get people to stop hitting me was to tell them, "You know, in some parts of the world, this is considered foreplay!"

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

*smacks again*

Fine, I'll just leave you with blue balls then.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's better than black and blue balls.