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geebsCool, finally got the strong arm trophy (by axing a guard real nicely, ha!) as well as the going up trophy. On my way to do the next Davinci mission, I noticed an alley off to the side with a lift. I also remembered that poisoning a guard does create a commotion that causes his allies to stand around wondering what the eff is wrong with him. Luckily, there was a group of guards patrolling the area, so I waited for them to pass, shot one of them with the poison dart, then when they stood there dumbly, I passed them and hit the lift to drop the weight on them.
Anyhoo, heh, that mission involved sneaking into Lucrezia's mansion. Ugh, for 100% sync you couldn't kill anyone. I hate missions like that. The first Templar lair was like that as well, you were only allowed to kill the one guy. But if I must let everyone live, I will. Anyhoo, heh, Ezio does pull a seduction on Lucrezia, but alas just ties her up and runs away rather than doing the deed. Which is why I'd prolly be a terrible hero type, too much thinking with my dick, like it would really be hard (that's what she said!) for me to turn down a hot piece of ass, even if she was my enemy.
Speaking of the pathetically nerdy loser thing of banging chyx in video games, is it me or is RLC as Jaesa in SW:OTR kinda hott? I'll admit, when they showed all the different companion characters for the various classes, she seemed quite boring compared to the rest of them, not being a bad-ass giant wookie, houk, talz, or deshade monstrosity, or a bad-ass kaleesh, or a bad ass immortal pureblood sith warrior, or a highly competent gand findsman, or an amusing little jawa, or a hot green chick or hot blue chick or hot yellow (not asian) chick or hot actual Asian chick (voiced by Lacey Chabert!). I guess its because a lot of the media is of the light side version of her, and jedi dress all plain and lame (more on that later). She just looks like some random white chick! But if you turn her to the dark side, she's awesomely evil and bloodthirsty! Her likes are murder and chaos and she dislikes mercy and honor! How could you turn her proposal down? She wanted to rule the galaxy by your side and having lots of strong powerful offspring! And she sounded so sad, like how could you not cave at RLC sounding all sad? But at least she took it well!
You know, besides all the killing and destruction, one cool thing I hadn't considered that Sith could do is corrupt impressionable Jedi padawan hotties. Well, not just the hot chyx, it would seem like such a coup to turn a some bad-ass Jedi champion into one for the Sith! Is it odd that I have such a fascination with corruption?
But yeah, besides being boring and stodgy, the Jedi dress so plain! The Sith have variety, dressing like assassin monks, or finely dressed nobles, or armored juggernauts, or members of an S&M club, etc, and as we know, variety is the spice of life! Anyhoo, they seem to make more sense as PCs because you can dress them in all sorts of fashions, and that's always a great feature in video games, when you get to accessorize all sorts of different costumes!
Heh, from what I've seen, I would totally play SW:OTR if it weren't an MMO. Though I do hear you can actually play a lot of it single player. Its not that I'm anti-social, I just don't like having to rely on others when it comes to such games.
Anyhoo, heh, that mission involved sneaking into Lucrezia's mansion. Ugh, for 100% sync you couldn't kill anyone. I hate missions like that. The first Templar lair was like that as well, you were only allowed to kill the one guy. But if I must let everyone live, I will. Anyhoo, heh, Ezio does pull a seduction on Lucrezia, but alas just ties her up and runs away rather than doing the deed. Which is why I'd prolly be a terrible hero type, too much thinking with my dick, like it would really be hard (that's what she said!) for me to turn down a hot piece of ass, even if she was my enemy.
Speaking of the pathetically nerdy loser thing of banging chyx in video games, is it me or is RLC as Jaesa in SW:OTR kinda hott? I'll admit, when they showed all the different companion characters for the various classes, she seemed quite boring compared to the rest of them, not being a bad-ass giant wookie, houk, talz, or deshade monstrosity, or a bad-ass kaleesh, or a bad ass immortal pureblood sith warrior, or a highly competent gand findsman, or an amusing little jawa, or a hot green chick or hot blue chick or hot yellow (not asian) chick or hot actual Asian chick (voiced by Lacey Chabert!). I guess its because a lot of the media is of the light side version of her, and jedi dress all plain and lame (more on that later). She just looks like some random white chick! But if you turn her to the dark side, she's awesomely evil and bloodthirsty! Her likes are murder and chaos and she dislikes mercy and honor! How could you turn her proposal down? She wanted to rule the galaxy by your side and having lots of strong powerful offspring! And she sounded so sad, like how could you not cave at RLC sounding all sad? But at least she took it well!
You know, besides all the killing and destruction, one cool thing I hadn't considered that Sith could do is corrupt impressionable Jedi padawan hotties. Well, not just the hot chyx, it would seem like such a coup to turn a some bad-ass Jedi champion into one for the Sith! Is it odd that I have such a fascination with corruption?
But yeah, besides being boring and stodgy, the Jedi dress so plain! The Sith have variety, dressing like assassin monks, or finely dressed nobles, or armored juggernauts, or members of an S&M club, etc, and as we know, variety is the spice of life! Anyhoo, they seem to make more sense as PCs because you can dress them in all sorts of fashions, and that's always a great feature in video games, when you get to accessorize all sorts of different costumes!
Heh, from what I've seen, I would totally play SW:OTR if it weren't an MMO. Though I do hear you can actually play a lot of it single player. Its not that I'm anti-social, I just don't like having to rely on others when it comes to such games.
