network problems and evil witches

[geebs]

I hate network problems. Not only because it cuts in on my websurfing time, thus making me bored to tears, but because that inevitably means other people will start calling to complain about it. Everything seems groovy... for now.

The post office lady is really starting to piss me off. She's always so damn snitty and making a pissed-off face even when you're talking nicely, clearly, and concisely. Its like, what's stuck up your ass, bitch? I mean, I just want a book of damn stamps, what are you so irritated about?

Comments

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

Flash her your dashing little smile.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm always my charming self! She's obviously crazy if her cold, dark heart doesn't melt at the sight of my heroic countenance.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

You sure that little surveillance cam isn't on? Totally wouldn't do to get caught one-handed...

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Ex-squeeze me? Just because I'm cocky and arrogant (and that's not without good reason!) doesn't mean I get off on myself!

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

squeeze *cough* cock-y *cough*

Good choice of words there...

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Freudian slip? Maybe. Its just that cocky is a nice and concise word. I tried looking in a thesaurus for synonyms for "arrogant" but I didn't like any of them. I don't think pompous is a fitting word. It sounds like a word for rich effeminate white dudes like Frasier. They don't have the same feel as cocky.

[bowelsofhell.livejournal.com]

They don't have the same feel as cocky.

Really? No kidding. Another Freudian slip.

[geebs.livejournal.com]

Ha, I did that on purpose just to get a reaction! I am the master baiter!