You know what I say, pleasures of the flesh muck the mind! Ha! But I remember that! Any excuse for free Varsity cheeseburgers and chili dogs is alright in my book.
Anyhoo, I still want to get some lockpicking tools and slim jims and the sort. Just for situations like where peeps I know lock their key in their car and have no access to a spare. Like one of the hottie neighbors. They can be all, "Dang, I locked my key in my car! Whatever will I do?" Then I can pop the lock for them and they can be all impressed by my heroic countenance. And they can be so grateful they invite me over for sweet tea... with sexy results!
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Date: 2002-07-15 12:42 pm (UTC)Anyhoo, I still want to get some lockpicking tools and slim jims and the sort. Just for situations like where peeps I know lock their key in their car and have no access to a spare. Like one of the hottie neighbors. They can be all, "Dang, I locked my key in my car! Whatever will I do?" Then I can pop the lock for them and they can be all impressed by my heroic countenance. And they can be so grateful they invite me over for sweet tea... with sexy results!