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geebsTV commentary:
True Blood- You know, I've always found it silly when a vampire show has the "vampires can't enter a house or apartment unless they're invited in" rule and the vampires have the glamering ability (True Blood, Vampire Diaries) but the vamps are allowed to just glamer the person answering the door into inviting them in. I mean, I have no problems with a vamp being able to jedi mind trick someone, or a human being able to run into a house and not be followed in. But its a pretty pointless defense then if its very easy for the vamp to just make you let them in! I mean, trick them without glamering them, or get them to step outside and then be able to glamer them, but I say its kinda cheating if a vamp can just mind control you through the doorway.
Also, I have some proclivities that some would consider messed up, but even I have my limits. Like its well known I'm not a fan of back mess. Nor barf. But who is? These things have no place in such activities. But I digress. Seriously, there's rough, and there's messed up! I mean, Bill hate-frakking Lorena and twisting her head all the way around while they did it? Yeah, she's a vamp and can survive that, but regardless that is effed up! Its in between necrophilia and uziga in terms of grossness! Maiming and mutilation are more things that have no place in sexual relations.
Ah, so Bill's ex-wife is Lindsay from the OC! Nice to see she's still getting work, she's still cute.
Anyways, I often wonder who the bigger moron is, Jason or Sookie? Must be something in their genes. But at least Jason this ep realizes there's no way he can be a deputy. But seriously, Sookie thinks highly of herself and the men who protect her. Its like she's with Bill or Eric, and she thinks she's friggin invincible or something, acting all smart mouthed like one of her bfs will kick the ass of whatever is threatening her. And now she had this new werewolf guy, Alcide (Owen from OTH!) protecting her, paying off a debt to Eric.
But there's just one of him. And they walk into a werewolf bar he's familiar with and is full of werewolves, and he tells her to play it cool. And what does she do, she literally yells, "vamps are cooler than werewolves, and better lovers, and she dares them to prove her wrong!" Is she trying to get gang-raped before getting murdered? Maybe that's her kink, because she is dumb to the point of being almost suicidal. I mean, she's lucky that guy's buddies didn't join in, and that the other wolves respected the owner enough to stand down. Because she could have died a horrible death!
And wow, could Sam's family be any more trashy? And what the hell, did they just try to sneak into his bar and rob him? Other happenings, looks like Forney took care of Jessica's problem. Though his disposal of the body caused Sheriff Dearborn to quit. Which I don't blame him, this show has been on its third season, and its actually only been a month or two of actual time passing since the beginning of this show! I mean, you had the Rene killings, and then the Egg killings, not to mention all the other supernatural related deaths. And now a headless, handless corpse shows up? Bon Temps isn't that big, they've prolly had more people killed in those couple of months than the entirety of his sheriff career!
Owel, in exchange for solving Jessica's problem, he has her tell him everything about Bill, which lets him find out about Tara (which btw, he had weird vamp tantric sex with after the encounter last ep, but she refused to tell him anything about herself) and mesmerize her. I wonder who he's working for. It can't be the King of Mississippi, because he sent Cooter's wolves to check in on Sookie. Plus, he has Bill with him, why would he send someone to gather intel on Bill. Very curious.
True Blood- You know, I've always found it silly when a vampire show has the "vampires can't enter a house or apartment unless they're invited in" rule and the vampires have the glamering ability (True Blood, Vampire Diaries) but the vamps are allowed to just glamer the person answering the door into inviting them in. I mean, I have no problems with a vamp being able to jedi mind trick someone, or a human being able to run into a house and not be followed in. But its a pretty pointless defense then if its very easy for the vamp to just make you let them in! I mean, trick them without glamering them, or get them to step outside and then be able to glamer them, but I say its kinda cheating if a vamp can just mind control you through the doorway.
Also, I have some proclivities that some would consider messed up, but even I have my limits. Like its well known I'm not a fan of back mess. Nor barf. But who is? These things have no place in such activities. But I digress. Seriously, there's rough, and there's messed up! I mean, Bill hate-frakking Lorena and twisting her head all the way around while they did it? Yeah, she's a vamp and can survive that, but regardless that is effed up! Its in between necrophilia and uziga in terms of grossness! Maiming and mutilation are more things that have no place in sexual relations.
Ah, so Bill's ex-wife is Lindsay from the OC! Nice to see she's still getting work, she's still cute.
Anyways, I often wonder who the bigger moron is, Jason or Sookie? Must be something in their genes. But at least Jason this ep realizes there's no way he can be a deputy. But seriously, Sookie thinks highly of herself and the men who protect her. Its like she's with Bill or Eric, and she thinks she's friggin invincible or something, acting all smart mouthed like one of her bfs will kick the ass of whatever is threatening her. And now she had this new werewolf guy, Alcide (Owen from OTH!) protecting her, paying off a debt to Eric.
But there's just one of him. And they walk into a werewolf bar he's familiar with and is full of werewolves, and he tells her to play it cool. And what does she do, she literally yells, "vamps are cooler than werewolves, and better lovers, and she dares them to prove her wrong!" Is she trying to get gang-raped before getting murdered? Maybe that's her kink, because she is dumb to the point of being almost suicidal. I mean, she's lucky that guy's buddies didn't join in, and that the other wolves respected the owner enough to stand down. Because she could have died a horrible death!
And wow, could Sam's family be any more trashy? And what the hell, did they just try to sneak into his bar and rob him? Other happenings, looks like Forney took care of Jessica's problem. Though his disposal of the body caused Sheriff Dearborn to quit. Which I don't blame him, this show has been on its third season, and its actually only been a month or two of actual time passing since the beginning of this show! I mean, you had the Rene killings, and then the Egg killings, not to mention all the other supernatural related deaths. And now a headless, handless corpse shows up? Bon Temps isn't that big, they've prolly had more people killed in those couple of months than the entirety of his sheriff career!
Owel, in exchange for solving Jessica's problem, he has her tell him everything about Bill, which lets him find out about Tara (which btw, he had weird vamp tantric sex with after the encounter last ep, but she refused to tell him anything about herself) and mesmerize her. I wonder who he's working for. It can't be the King of Mississippi, because he sent Cooter's wolves to check in on Sookie. Plus, he has Bill with him, why would he send someone to gather intel on Bill. Very curious.
