And my luxurious mane isn't even my best feature! Nor is my heroic countenance. If anything, I would have to say its my killer ass. That's why I hate oversized shirts, they end up covering it up!
Hey there now! No one smacks this ass! I don't want to get any unsightly marks or bruises. How would you like it if I went up and slapped your butt? I didn't think so!
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Date: 2002-06-19 01:31 pm (UTC)And watch the hands there, missy! There's normally a $5 charge for that sort of thing. Lucky for you, the first try is free.
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