You got the punching power of a drunken baby

[geebs]

So Askmen has the top 10 guys you're allowed to have a mancrush on:

10) Gordon Ramsay
9) Christian Bale
8) Georges St-Pierre
7) Bear Grylls
6) Clint Eastwood
5) LeBron James
4) Jay-Z
3) George Clooney
2) Don Draper
1) Barack Obama

Okay, I can see the top three, and Christian Bale. Where's Brad Pitt, or Matt Damon, or Michael Jordan or Denzel or Taye Diggs (jdv('OMG, do I have a black thing?'))? I mean, I would think they'd be more crush-worthy than some of the guys on this list.

And is it me, or was that totally gay?! So, to end on a more hetero note, here's Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Leighton "Sweet Knees" (b/c she'll always be sweet knees to me) Meister getting all lesbianic on this month's Rolling Stone and Anna Faris almost showing underboob in the spcv('Nice') outfit she's sporting on her GQ photoshoot. Speaking of, what's with her new movie with Seth Rogen, "Observe and Report"? Didn't the King of Queens already do a Mall Cop movie recently? But I guess Seth Rogen is funnier than the King of Queens. Still, were people really clamoring for more mall cop comedies?

Comments

[clevemire.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing you put Taye Diggs just so you could use the "do I have a black thing?" line, but aside from that it seems like by far the gayest thing in this post. "Where are 4 of the most famous guys in America, and one guy who doesn't belong except for the fact that I'm completely gay for him?"