Its trick or treat and tonight its trick

[geebs]

Ah, one of the cool things about working on a college campus around frat row and getting off work at 11pm on a Friday night on Halloween is that you get out just in time for all the Halloween parties to just start getting into full swing. So all the co-ed honeys are in their slutty Halloween outfits like slutty nurses and slutty schoolgirls and slutty witches and slutty red riding hood. Okay, I don't know it if they were actually supposed to be slutty. And weird, there was not one but two girls deciding to go as Tom Cruise from Risky Business. So basically a dress shirt with no pants. spcv('Nice!!')

Surprisingly, I didn't see any Jokers, even though it seemed from the Office that that would be one of the more popular costumes this year. Hey, with me always grinning like an idiot, and my penchant for flipping and juggling screwdrivers are pretending they're makeshift shivs like I'm some kinda crazy man, mebbe I should've dressed like the Joker. But that would be too much work. I did keep shouting, "Let's put a smile on that face!" in a menacing voice to no one in particular all day.

I was considering hitting the Pony or Mardi Gras after work, because I'm sure the girls there would be in all sorts of nice outfits tonight. But it would prolly also be overcrowded. And while it would be fun, I don't need to be blowing money on such things right now. And the usual suspects were back at the house. Speaking of such places, I was talking with Big D tonight, and he mentioned how he went to one of those kinda clubs once and was surprised to see an old classmate of his who had the nickname "coke bottle". No, its not because she used to wear really thick glasses. Yes, its exactly what you're thinking. Speaking of disturbing images, clevemire says not to look up "Harlequin Babies", or you will be haunted forever and ever. I'll take him at his word.

Comments

[clevemire.livejournal.com]

Argh, now other people are going to do it, and be horrified. DON'T DO IT. This is not a fake don't do it where I think people should do it because it'll be funny. I'm extremely desensitized to almost anything, but the google image search for harlequin haunts my dreams. It will do this to you:

[isabel79.livejournal.com]

OMG! Harlequin babies are freaky!!! It's an extreme form of dry skin... Cracked, scabby... Freaky tight faces... What is this the new online thing???

I did see a video of a HBaby feeding... That was rather cute actually. I'd think most would be dead at birth, but apparently some have lived into adulthood.