geebs | useless facts (Reply)

Is it me, or am I an endless depository of useless facts? I just seem to have a knack for it. Like hanging out at Scott's parents house on Monday waiting for Sato and looking at the Mt. Vernon '94 yearbook. And its amusing, because I prolly remember more stories about the class of '94 than most of the people who were actually in it. I know Holli doesn't even remember half the stuff I do, and she was actually there! And its not like I consciously make an effort to remember these things. Like Bob's next door neighbor Dave (wow, I just realized both Bob and Scott had neighbors named Dave. If Hieu did too, that would be too freaky!). When we stayed at Bob's house for the ski trip, I just happenned to see Dave's b-day marked on the calendar, and it stuck in my head. I remember telling Bob, "Oh, did you wish Dave a happy birthday?" And he was all "How the hell did you know that it was his birthday?" Or when Andy was talking about Six Flags last night. I was all, "Oh yeah, didn't your classmate Mandy used to work there as one of the parking bus drivers?" I can't remember if it was him or her that casually mentioned it once like SEVEN years ago, its just somethink I remember. And yes, knowing such useless facts has saved my life, lest one forget the "Frogs in Winter" incident back at Fort Valley.

Oh, and I think that chick wasn't wearing a bra! Yowza!