Burger Time!

[geebs]

I must be really hungry, because my last five gtg posts were all about food. And I was eating an Arby's giant roast beef as I typed them all! Anyways, I just came up with one of my New Year's resolutions. To try every burger on the vortex menu! Ha! How can I claim to be a burger connoisseur if I haven't tried burgers in all the ways you can have them? I've already had the cardiac arrest, you know, it has bacon, cheese, mayo, and a fried egg. Then there was the bleu cheese one, with a huge-ass scoop of bleu cheese. And I just remembered I had their pizza-burger. Ingenious how you can have cheeseburger pizzas and pizza burgers. What will they come up with next? I should prolly venture to try other kind of dead animal burgers. I've had normal beef. And turkey. And bison. And ostrich. And salmon. What other burgers are there? I've heard Cactus Jack talk about rattlesnake burgers, but ah'm a little skeptical of the existence of such a thing. Not that I have a craving for rattlesnake, but I'll try any kind of dead land animal at least once.

Speaking of burgers though, that thing they sell in the mall with the 1000 in 1 games that has a bunch of old nintendo and atari games was disappointing. They have burger time listed in the list of games, but its not actually burger time. In fact, I don't think the game has anything to do with burgers at all. Hmm, one of the games I can download on my sidekick 2 is some sort of burger game.