Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov

Why would it be ojv('Man, its obvious?!') that I've watched both versions of Lolita?!

So, I saw that story about the blind kid who was able to beat Ocarina of Time via instructions developed for him by the online community. First, when I originally heard the story, I thought it was first Zelda for the NES. Being able to beat Ocarina of Time blind is much more impressive.

But I'm reminded of Pinball Wizard and how the story annoys me. Seriously, how can you play pinball via smell!? I know Tommy is a fictional character, but if you're gonna make up a story about a deaf, dumb and blind kid being able to play pinball, at least be a little more realistic! Like if they said he could feel the vibrations through the machines, that's more probable than someone being able to smell where the ball is!

And sure, it would make for harder lyrics, but if I can get all circular on you, if songs can have lines that include "that book by Nabakov" or "the point is probably moot", I think you can write anything into song.

Quiz of the day, what are the two songs I just referenced above?

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So is it wrong if these are 5 of your favorite music videos:

1) "Criminal", Fiona Apple
2) "Let's Begin", Bad Ronald
3) "Homecoming", The Teenagers
4) "Crazy", Aerosmith
5) "Cradle of Love", Billy Idol

And apparently, American Apparel has found the three best butts in the world. I suppose they're pretty good.

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Almost done moving "certain things" to my hard drive via VLCs recording function.

TV commentary:

Community- Call me lame, but as a closet (is it closet if I'm admitting it?) Jeff/Annie shipper, I'm always amused when they drop hints that they do kinda like each other. Him ending up with Britta would be so prosaic. Besides, while I do like Brita, Annie is way hotter. (If this and this is any proof!)

The Office- Okay, the baby ep was pretty good. ( spoiler cut )

Burn Notice- Interesting way to end the season. ( spoiler cut )