He thinks we're Jojoba witnesses

Wait, isn't this new DLC for Tomb Raider: Underwold basically just "Here's Lara's doppleganger, who happens to play like a mix of Prince of Persia and Devil May Cry games". Anyhoo, I saw Resident Evil 5 has the Mercenaries mini-game. Obviously, you can play as Chris or Sheva. But there's ten characters you can pick overall. However, looking at this, they're all variations of Chris, Sheva, or Wesker, with different outfits and weapon sets, including a scantily clad "tribal" version of Sheva using a bow and arrow. Bah, no Hunk? His neckbreaker was awesome. I think they got it right in RE4, 5 unique characters (Leon, Ada, Wesker, Hunk, and Krauser) who not only had different weapon loadout, but unique melees and special tricks as well. So will the only difference between the versions of the characters in RE5 be the outfits and what weapons they're using?

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( Burn Notice )