1st
01:42

Its trick or treat and tonight its trick

- 2 comments

19:16

In LA, that's what we call Nickelodeon chic

- 7 comments
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3rd
15:54

I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted


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20:53

When you say its gonna happen now, when exactly do you mean?



4th
20:11

I'm not stopping until he sorts the mikes from the ikes and the goods from the plenties

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7th
01:19

You don't mean hero like sandwich, do you?



13:18

You're here for tea parties!


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8th
01:29

I'm sorry, but your teddy bear has lollipop disease!



9th
14:11

For the first time, I feel wicked


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15:55

Wishing only wounds the heart

- 2 comments
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10th
10:27

(no subject)

- 1 comment
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21:12

Not now, the humans are talking

- 1 comment
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11th
01:16

I know, that's what makes me so nice



21:37

Welcome to our fraternity of not paternity


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12th
15:17

we never talk of our lack in relationships

- 1 comment
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13th
14:09

we're all alone now, gimmie something to sing about


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21:40

you can stop at any one of those words and be very happy

- 2 comments

15th
20:08

I still try holding on to silly things

- 1 comment
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17th
16:35

Then 80 jedi showed up and I like took out 67 of them


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18th
14:44

Last time I was blindfolded was when I had to play the piano at that weird masquerade party.

- 1 comment

19th
15:56

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with... Hannity and Colmes.

- 1 comment
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21st
16:05

I will smack your face right off of your face



23rd
23:30

Your hair is like a sunset after a bomb went off

- 5 comments
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25th
12:27

It works two out of three times

- 1 comment

28th
15:27

Maybe just half a drink more


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29th
19:41

Spotted at Grand Central Station


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