this town is not safe for a bitch

So I'm watching Entourage right now, and did Carla Gugino get some sort of surgery or something, because she looks a little different in the face. I still think she's one of the current actresses in Hollywood who's hotness is underrated. I mean, she's pretty frickin' smoking.

Anyways, didn't do anything for Easter other than go to church, which I do every Sunday anyways. Well, given I'm currently working on Sundays, its not like I could do anything. Strangely enough, there were a good number of cute latina girls sitting around me. Oh, and we got new song books. They're all shiny looking and new. But the song numbers are different from what the singing group has apparently, given they gave the wrong song number for the opening hymn. (Not that I didn't already know the song they chose by heart)

And who really has sex in airplane bathrooms other than in the movies? Have you seen the size of those things? Its unpossible! I mean, I certainly think you can easily sneak in together, after all, everyone's usually either asleep, or listening to their mp3 players, or watching a DVD on their laptop. But once you're both in there, I think it's hard to really do anything. Well, at least not comfortably, and if that's the case, what's the point? Its like you'd be doing it just to say you did it on a plane, and like people would believe you anyways! Oh, and could there be a weirder non-sequitur than to go from singing in church to joining the mile high club? Its just Rumor Has It is on the telly right now, and Jennifer Aniston and Mark Ruffalo's characters were just trying to do it in the airplane bathroom.

Oh, and what's up with the Grindhouse coming in 4th at the box office? Actually, I can easily see that. First off, its an Easter weekend, so most people would be with their families. And as such, I doubt families would be going to see a movie like the Grindhouse. Also, with it being THREE PLUS HOURS, there weren't as many showtimes, and I think the length would also turn a lot of people off. Owel, at least it beat that awful looking Reaping movie. And I can understand Blades of Glory being number 1, it has Will Ferrell and Napoleon Dynamite and Pam Beesly in lingerie. And Meet the Robinsons is an animated movie, and that would definitely do well in a weekend such as this. Still, Grindhouse got beat out by "Are We Done Yet?"?! Really?! Who watches that?

Speaking of "Are We Done Yet?", it has Dr Cox from Scrubs (or one of the Bobs, for you Office Space fans). You know, I've seen the Rock a hundred times, and I didn't realize he was one of the Marines?! I mean, I remember one of them looking a lot like him, but I guess I hadn't really seen the Rock since watching Scrubs regularly. So last night I was all, "Oh, that is totally him, not some lookalike!" And I was watching the Fast and the Furious, and ha, the asian guy's cousin is played by Agent Kim on Prison Break. I almost didn't recognize him since his head wasn't shaved. So that's two Fast/Furious movie connections to the show, as Sucre was one of the racers in the beginning in 2 Fast 2 Furious.

And I've asked this before, but seriously, what is it about knee length black boots that are so hott?! Though it seems like they need to paired with a nice mini-skirt to unlock their true hotness potential.

Damn, Jack.

What's with the new commerical for Lucky You? I mean, the original trailers made it seem like some poker/con game movie. Now they're making it look like a chick flick, particularly with them having John Hiatt's "Have a Little Faith in Me" playing over the commercial. That song always makes me think of DC. But not of the 2nd DJ kiss at the end of ep 2.01, but at Dawson's mom's wedding when Pacey and Joey are dancing and Virginia Madsen was all jealous (seriously, what was the point of her character?! It seems like a waste to use such a relatively well known actress in such a small role) and Pacey gives Joey that kiss to show Virginia Madsen it was over.

Anyways, so I had learned last month that that totally hot RGX Body Spray girl was Rachel Specter. Amusingly enough, she's in this upcoming Comedy Central show "Not Another High School Show", playing the character "Spring". I assume its a reference to Summer from the OC. After all, they do look kinda similar.

And what's with USA advertising Debra Messing's The Starter Wife like its the best frickin' thing since sliced bread. I mean, they don't even call it a new show, or movie, or whatever the hell its supposed to be, they call it an "event"! Sounds a little too full of itself to me. Speaking of new cable shows, what's with the new TNT programs Heartland and Saving Grace? I think the former is called "Heartland" because its about a heart surgeon and not because it takes place in America's heartland. But if it did, its like they're going for this midwestern/southern theme. I mean, is it because The Closer did so well, and they're all, "Kyra Sedgewick uses a strong southern accent in that show, let's make more shows with similarly accented characters"? Because Holly Hunter seems to be trying to do the same kind of accent in Saving Grace. And what's with Treat Williams and Scott Wolf's next shows after Everwood having them also being hotshot surgeons? I mean, it looks like Treat's a surgeon in Heartland and Scott Wolf was one in the Nine (or was he a non-surgeon doctor?)

And mentioning the Nine segues into my commentary on tonight's 24. (oh, spoiler, but more on that in a little bit) But seriously, to quote Ricky Schroder (like there are people who actually refer to him as Rick. Speaking of, do more people remember Alfonso Ribeiro for Silver Spoons or Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I guess it would be an age thing) "Damn, Jack!" Jack's shown himself to be the reaper before, but I think this is the best he's ever done! Sure, there wasn't as many people as other times, but the majority of them had AKs. In such sitches, Jack will usually take out a few and hold them off for CTU or the Marines or whatever to show up, but he was slicing through them like a hot knife through butter, despite only be armed with his HK Compact. ( 24- who's that? )

And has NBC cancelled-cancelled the Black Donnellys, or is it just on hiatus and they'll eventually show the other eps they have filmed? Or will they just show them online, like CBS did with Smith?

Anyhoo, as I said before, I'm caught up on Y the Last Man, so now I've been reading the Sin City stuff. I've read a few of the stories before, but having seen the movies first and thus having certain looks in mind for certain characters, it can be confusing at times. I mean, Manute, Marv, and Miho are all obvious. But there are times when they've shown Dwight, but not mention him by name, and I didn't realize it was him until he dropped little references to his history that made me realize, "Oh, that's Dwight!"

I still haven't seen Shaun of the Dead, but Hot Fuzz looks pretty funny. I was particularly amused by this and this TV spot. Oh, which reminds me, the word on the street is that they're thinking of splitting up Planet Terror and Death Proof, cutting in the missing reels and re-releasing them in theaters as single movies. I dunno if that would help. Like I said in a previous post, I think one of the missteps was releasing it on Easter- Easter doesn't really scream movies with lots of tittage and gore. Oh, and nazis! It has a psycho puritan "stuffing" a turkey, for goodness sake! Besides, if they split it, what will they do with the fake trailers? They're some of the best parts of Grindhouse. As for the missing reels, while I wouldn't mind them throwing Death Proof's missing reel back in, I think the missing reel works for Planet Terror. I mean, it makes for a nice little joke, whereas the Death Proof missing reel is just mean!